Cassian: Nobody is perfect.

Azriel:*smiles*

Cassian: One person is perfect.

Azriel: For too long, I have been existing in a constant state of “meh”

Azriel: But no longer!

Azriel: Starting tomorrow, I am changing my ways.

Azriel: I will now be living in a state of “eh”

Gwyn: You can change the world!

Azriel: I can change the world!

Gwyn: You can be a leader!

Azriel: I can be a leader!

Gwyn: You can be my boyfriend!

Azriel: I can be your boyfrie—

Azriel: …

Gwyn: You said it.

Azriel: Hmm. What’s this feeling I have?

Cassian:Joy…?

Azriel: Joy. I have to do this more often.

Azriel: If you want something, you’re going to have to fight for it!

Gwyn: I just want my breakfast, you asshole. Give it.

Azriel: No! *holds muffin further away*

Gwyn, bursting into room: CARPE DIEM!

Gwyn: IT’S TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY.

Gwyn: LETS GO BESTIES!

Nesta: It. is. 6am.

Emerie:This one is on you today.

Azriel, sighing but secretly smiling: I got this.

Azriel: Wow. Well, thanks for doing absolutely nothing on this mission.

Rhys: Yup. No problem.

Cassian: Any time, Azzy.

Azriel:You guys are insufferable.

Gwyn: *sleeping peacefully besides Az*

Az: nice

Gwyn: *still sleeping, gets close and cuddles Az*

Az,tearing up: n-nice

Cassian: There’s something weird going on with your face.

Azriel:What?

Cassian: You’re smiling

Cassian: I didn’t even know you could do that anymore

Nesta, to Azriel and Gwyn: You’re both enabling each other’s misery because you are incapable of accepting that you deserve to be loved and happy.

Nesta: You’re perfect for each other.

Nesta: You’re just too afraid to admit it.

Azriel:

Gwyn:

Nesta: Now, get out of here and go bang each other until you can’t walk or I swear I will lock you in the room myself.

Azriel: *banging cup on the table out of aggression*

Gwyn: Hey, don’t be mean to the cup. How would you like it if I banged you on the dining table?

Azriel:…

Nobody:

Not a single soul:

Azriel: Welcome back to another episode of “Saying I’m Tired as an Excuse to Get Out of Anything and Everything”

Gwyn: Pro’s of Illyrian leathers: Abs and ass.

Nesta: Con’s of Illyrian leathers: Heightened levels of douchey.

Azriel & Cassian:Hey!

*Bat Boys Sleepover*

Cassian:Are you guys afraid of anything?

Azriel: Being unworthy of love

Cassian: Losing everyone I love

Rhys: Some of Feyre paintings

Rhys: Oh uh. That was uh… not uh- yeah I’ll change my answer

Gwyn: I don’t know how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it’s not 28.

Gwyn: Guess what? I have flaws! What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower.

Gwyn: Sometimes, I volunteer too much.

Gwyn: Occasionally, I will throw a knife at someone.

Gwyn: I’m not perfect!