broodybatboy:

Rhys: I’m gonna have to punish you. I’m grounding you. You are grounded.

Azriel: What about my spying?

Rhys: Fine, other than that. And no socializing with the Inner Circle.

Azriel: I’m a loner.

Azriel, under his breath: Cassian and the Valkyries are better friends, anyways.

Rhys: Then, I’ll take your books.

Azriel: I need my books for my spymastering.

Rhys: Fine! Then.. no…

Rhys: *deep thinking* No stabbing.

Azriel: What?! nO stAbBinG?!

Rhys: NO STABBING.

Azriel : *sighs* Fine, I’ll just have Gwyn do my stabbing.

Gwyn : DID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME AND STABBING IN THE SAME SENTENCE?!! WHO ARE WE KILLING? MULTIPLE PEOPLE? LEMME GO GET MY PEGUSUS KNIFE-

Azriel : *swoons* that’s my girl

Rhys : Oh good lord-

Feyre : What’s gonna happen to our enemies-

Rhys : We gotta pray for them. She’s a menace.

*Bat Boys Sleepover*

Cassian:Are you guys afraid of anything?

Azriel: Being unworthy of love

Cassian: Losing everyone I love

Rhys: Some of Feyre paintings

Rhys: Oh uh. That was uh… not uh- yeah I’ll change my answer