can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”
Reblogging for the last addition
Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.
Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.
Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.
Summary: Spencer has to confront Cat, but this time his girlfriend is with him. Request:Reader is snarky and sassy with a general don’t fuck with me attitude. She’s in a casual relationship with Reid. When Reid interrogates Cat in jail, Reader bursts in and the two have a verbal showdown. Couple:Spencer/Fem!Reader Category: Smut (NSFW) Content Warning: Sub!Spencer, Domme!Reader, Oral (female receiving), penetrative sex, spanking, brief mention of rape (male victim/female perp), D/s dynamics, breathplay (hand on neck), choking Word Count:11.1K
There were so many places I would have rather been than the parking lot of the Mount Pleasant Women’s Correctional Facility, but that was where I found myself on a rainy Thursday morning. If I had been there for the execution of Cat Adams, it would have been a better day, but I wasn’t, so it was a shit day.
To my right was my boyfriend, who I suspected wanted to be there even less than I did. His eyes were fixed straight ahead, like the destination would change if he glared at it hard enough.
We had to go inside. It would be hard for him, to reopen the wounds she’d caused for the third time now, but it was necessary. She wasn’t our only lead, or even the best one. It was just one of those situations where the problem would be solved so easily if we could just break one person. I’d tried to convince Spencer to refuse, but he couldn’t. Not when the plan seemed so easy in theory.
But it wasn’t easy. Not when it was Spencer alone in a room with Cat.
@charliedzilla lured me into watching TFP few weeks ago and now I’m here making her regret her decisions. Based on that one video of the VA doing the voice at a convention :’D
A short spot for Czech Television to introduce a book nominated for literary awards Magnesia Litera 2022. Original book illustrations by Galina Miklínová, adapted and animated by me.
if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out
“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it
So, I don’t usually go on Facebook anymore. But today, Crystal popped up on that post about the Munich book and Mack, and I was made aware by a friend that he was arguing with someone who was saying Freddie was bi. I had to see that! And now you should see it, too.
The other person’s comments no longer show because they were banned from the FB group. These are only Crystal’s replies.
There you have it.
And here are, for interest’s sake, Crystal’s thoughts on whether Freddie really wanted children or not and some Jim and Freddie appreciation!
since im not really active much on this account anymore i made a new one where im just gonna vibe at and use as my main, once theres new sanders sides content and such i’ll be back here though dw. i just lost motivation (as one can see since i havent posted a quote in forever lol). this isn’t a goodbye, just a “hey im gonna be over here now just being me so if you wanna come on over” <3
tagging people who might wanna know (sorry if i forgot anyone)
