the-crow-binary:

Belmonts flirting with Dracula: a compilation cuz i do what i want.

Trevor: You don’t need a Cyclop to get ME as hard as a rock.

Dracula: *Tries to kill him faster*

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Simon: You are such a fine piece of meat, you would deserve to be embedded in a wall.

Dracula: The fuck does that even mean.

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Juste: Are you the moonlight ? Because you’re the light of my nights.

Dracula: Are you the sunlight ? Because i feel like i’m burning around you… burning with HATRED.

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Richter: Is it hot in there or is it just you ?

Dracula: It’s just y

Dracula:

Dracula: Hold on

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Julius: *exist*

Dracula: Stop trying to romance me.

BONUS ONES:

Sonia: *kissy noises* Eyyy chica! *whistles*

Dracula: You are dating my son.

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Christopher: So… I see that you’re also a single father…

Christopher: *bites lip*

Dracula: Yes. And I plan to remain so. Forever.

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Leon:

Dracula:

Leon: *spits in Dracula’s face* Whore.

Dracula: Marry me.