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Simon: I’m into dark humor.
Pit, turning off the lights: Wanna hear a joke?
This is completely unrelated but like, Smash Ultimate comes out next Friday. So go ahead and tag this with who your mains are and who you plan to pick up out of the new additions to the roster, let’s see ‘em!
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Belmonts flirting with Dracula: a compilation cuz i do what i want.
Trevor: You don’t need a Cyclop to get ME as hard as a rock.
Dracula: *Tries to kill him faster*
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Simon: You are such a fine piece of meat, you would deserve to be embedded in a wall.
Dracula: The fuck does that even mean.
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Juste: Are you the moonlight ? Because you’re the light of my nights.
Dracula: Are you the sunlight ? Because i feel like i’m burning around you… burning with HATRED.
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Richter: Is it hot in there or is it just you ?
Dracula: It’s just y
Dracula:
Dracula: Hold on
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Julius: *exist*
Dracula: Stop trying to romance me.
BONUS ONES:
Sonia: *kissy noises* Eyyy chica! *whistles*
Dracula: You are dating my son.
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Christopher: So… I see that you’re also a single father…
Christopher: *bites lip*
Dracula: Yes. And I plan to remain so. Forever.
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Leon:
Dracula:
Leon: *spits in Dracula’s face* Whore.
Dracula: Marry me.
Belmont? More like Belt-mont
So, when I was still drawing Vampire Leon, I had the thought that I just love that nearly all the Belmonts have a belt where there shouldn’t be a belt and not many of them wear real belts around the waist.
I’m not gonna cover every design of the characters, that would kill me, but like… look at all these Belmonts.
Hey, I never said I was covering all of them!!! but…
Yep, Simon is a thotty in every depiction. The belt flaps, belts on the boots, a battle corset, which we always love to see, the fur trim, the short shorts. I love that, despite definitely being the biggest Belmont, he looks short in his proportions. I love short strong kings. And dammit. You’re right. hhh those metal garters.
Belmont? More like Belt-mont
So, when I was still drawing Vampire Leon, I had the thought that I just love that nearly all the Belmonts have a belt where there shouldn’t be a belt and not many of them wear real belts around the waist.
I’m not gonna cover every design of the characters, that would kill me, but like… look at all these Belmonts.
Leon:
belt around coat and belt around thigh, the starter of the trend. the belt around the coat is not doing anything that metal girdle isn’t already
Sonia:
belt around coat and white choker around neck, I’m counting this as a belt. I guess her belt is keeping her coat closed this time at the very least?
Trevor:
belt across chest and belt around?? elbow?? also,,, could count those lil knife sheaths on his boot belts,,, also if you just glance closer and look at the chain connected to his belt that circles around his thigh,,, hot,,, but also really weird
Christopher:
belt around waist and something around his bicep, probably a fucking belt or bandages- does the thing around his head count as a belt? I dunno??
Soleil:
okay, i gotta give it to him, he’s wearing a belt where you’re supposed to, but it’s around his tunic for that aesthetic (and maybe to hold weapons)
Simon:
GIANT belt around waist but also belt around bicep and belt around neck??kinky
(what the fuck even are those things hanging from his leather corset?? they look like they’d whip around and hurt his legs?? masochist??)
Juste:
belt around waist and BELT AROUND LEG- WHY DO YOU GUYS NEED LEG BELTS?? FOR WHAT PURPOSE??
side note: I’m just now realizing how similar Leon and Juste’s designs are… they have a lot of similar design elements
Richter:
TWO BELTS!! TWO BELTS AROUND WAIST!!! THEY AREn’T EVEN HOLDING YOUR PANTS UP, DEAR
(don’t even mention what the fuck is happening with the belt situation in RoB/DXC I don’t wanna think about it)
now the question is do I talk about LoS Victor or concept Victor… eh, different timeline
Victor:
wow that’s just a regular ol’ belt around the waist. it seems that vampire hunting is not the only thing he rejected about his family legacy. technically the sheath around the leg could be considered a leg belt
Reinhardt:
studded belts around waist and wrists??? and BELT HANGING OFF WAIST, he looked at his Grandpa Richter’s clothes and said “but how do I give it more rebellious teen energy?” Ya know, at twenty-five
Julius:
no belt?? nobelt??SACRiLEGE??but it’s okay, stylish neckerchief instead
Maybe Julius has a secret belt hidden from prying eyes. Maybe he’s just wearing high-waisted pants, and if he took off his waistcoat you’d see belt.
Why am I thirsting over the possibility of a belt I’ll never get to see?
Simon: Why does Palutena call you babygirl?
Dracula: Let’s go back to killing each other, please.
I never played Castlevania, so I hope these are fine
Colors weave into a spire of flame, Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed, Bear this torch against the cold of the night, Search your soul and re-awaken the undying light
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Anyway yeah Smash Bros looks great