#allyson strode

*from inside the house*

Allyson: is that….Laurie?! Fighting Michael….with a pot?!

*distant thunk*

Laurie: FUCK YOU MICHAEL!

Karen: *sighs* yeah, that’s Laurie.

Karen: Ally, you’ll never get a husband by being sarcastic.

Allyson: Alright, no husband.

Ray: good responses to being stabbed?

Karen:rude.

Laurie: not again.

Allyson: are you going to want this back?