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Jimmy: What language do they speak at the center of the earth?
Jimmy: Core-ean.
Gary: The center of the earth is around 5430 degrees celsius. Nobody is going to live there so they dont need a language.
Jimmy: … Core-ean.
2d: i think we should have glowstick juice injected in our bones when we’re born so if we break em theres a fun little surprise
ace: whats the surprise
2d: blood poisoning
noodle: 2d are you high?
2d: am i what
noodle:high
2d:hello
Bakura: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed.
Marik: A dentist.
Ryou: I don’t know what your dentist is doing to you but I think you need to go to the police.
Rachel: good morning God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everybody’s problem
Eddie: Some day “milf is a slur” discourse will break out and there will be no survivors
Gray: Eddie I know this is a joke, but just remember that if you go knocking on enough doors asking to see the devil, he eventually may answer.
Danny: Top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat
Cathy: Cat ears
Eddie: How many times have you died
Danny: Genuinely?
Danny: I think I died once
Danny: I had a surreal out of body experience
Danny: This was nearly a year ago
Danny: It was very frightening
Danny: I have never once felt such a complete and entirely consuming feeling of pure dread
Eddie: No I mean in donkey kong
Zack: I’m robbing a bank with a yaoi paddle. fuck it.
Zack: Every time I think, I take 10 damage
Cathy: And everytime we kiss, I swear I could fly
Rachel: My brother, who is a grown man, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough his guts out when it blew back in his face.
Zack, talking to Rachel: WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF I’M A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS I FUCKIN’ WILL
Zack: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!
Gray: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.
Zack: We need to legalize murder right now
Zack: Reblog until murder is legal
Cathy: What’s your plan after it’s legalized?
Zack: Turn your location on and unlock your doors I’m going to come and show you
Danny: Hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! Intewnal bwedding you say? Let’s make ouw fiwdt wittle incision
Cathy: Dowcto, wewre loswing him!!! (´・ω・｀)
Eddie: Quick! Hand me the defibwiwatow!!
Zack: Please. Turn off my fucking life support
