#halloqueue

Sam Loomis: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the things you’d lost over the years.

Jamie Lloyd: Oh wow! My childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!

Michael: When you’ve been a murderer as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

Laurie: Blue is not your color.

Michael: BLUE BRINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK!

*from inside the house*

Allyson: is that….Laurie?! Fighting Michael….with a pot?!

*distant thunk*

Laurie: FUCK YOU MICHAEL!

Karen: *sighs* yeah, that’s Laurie.

Karen: Ally, you’ll never get a husband by being sarcastic.

Allyson: Alright, no husband.

Laurie: I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right Karen?

Karen: Please stop talking.