So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?
Watermelon
Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking
I’m sorry what
i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control
hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?
I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist
WHAT IS HAPPENING??????
OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST
THE HORNY WHAT?????
Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one
THE WHAT?!
THIS ONE
I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite
personally i’m at 96%
This post keeps getting worse
I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.
For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!
GUYS stop reblogging this. OP was in the Marine Core and is technically a war criminal. He turned a blind eye when his comrades killed innocent civilians in Baghdad. He refused testify against soldiers who committed atrocities towards civilians. Stop reblogging OPs posts because that takes attention away from what OP is trying to hide.
You sure that’s me?
Like are you sure that’s me??
I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER
Why on God’s green Earth would you expose your goddamn face wereralph. Do I even want to know why your name is wereralph? Don’t answer that.
its because i like werewolves and my real name is ralph, it’s just that simple. not everything has a crazy explanation
THIS IS VERY MESSY i wasnt even bothered to make this formal since its still a wip but basically, with sanna dying during delivery, my scarlet king became enraged and was inevitably locked away by her curse. his loyal servants, terrified of the aftermath of ever disobeying their master despite him being inactive for the moment being until he rises yet again, made sure his legacy was well preserved and under his last wish, destroyed all traces of sanna in record and created a possible ritual that would renew his fallen bloodline, etc.
the knowledge of his name left behind by the eldritch underworld eventually made its way into human history and thus, the cult of the children of the scarlet king was born. they would kidnap innocent girls regardless of age to carry out the prophecy, torturing them endlessly and perfecting them to conform to the description of the brides.
however, every single victims perished during the procedure due to how ancient and dangerous it is in nature creating even more frustration among the ranks. obviously, with time, only seven mortal decoys managed to survive the ritual and 999 and 682 came to be.
did i rlly just went through all this trouble only to omit the inc*st of the tale blood and dust in my au? yes, yes i have.
