Look at how much fun you could be having if only you had a 93″ tall teddy bear:
Guaranteed to make a BIG impression in size and quality. Stuffed with squishy soft polyester for lots of hugging and snuggling.
Great gift of love for guaranteed big smiles and happy memories. Ships in BIG Box for Maximum BIG Impression. Hard to find. Grab it now
This super-sized version of the “classic” teddy bear is sure to be a great ambassador of your feelings. Go ahead and let him do the talking for you.
5-star customer review: “This is an awesome gift if you have the space to keep it. Unfortunately I don’t so he just takes up the whole couch watching bear documentaries all day….lazy bear.”