#american memes

julia-stop-yourself:

trashqueensatan:

stopfrnkiero2k15:

mcr-serenity:

aphprussia:

tiny-bubble:

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

marauderstrio:

ukuleleblake:

borkyno:

i see all these british memes and i think we need to make a list of american memes

• flo from progressive
  
• the midwest
• how big is alaska
• jeopardy review games
• spIRIT WEEK
• 
  

• jake from statefarm

• it’s not car insurance, it’s all state
  
• “mayhem is coming”
  
• “nothing could replace brad”
  
• kahoot

• BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
• thanks obama
• idk my bff jill
• kids who take kickball way to seriously

• HI, BILLY MAYS HERE
  
• target [t-are-j-ey]
• texas
• 1-800-steamer
• threatening to move to Canada

•Shirley temple DVD set
•IT MAKES MY PATIO 20 DEGREES COOLER!!

• making fun of east coast/south when they can’t handle snow

• its a pillow its a pet its a piLLOW PET

• CALL J.G. WENTWORTH, 877 CASH NOW
  

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Tip for anyone visiting the USA once we can safely leave lockdown,

If you tell one of your American friends that you’ve never had a particular food, it will almost certainly become a personal mission for them to get you that food.

My Italian exchange student friend did this all the time, and he almost always got the food he wanted.

Alright, you can have explosives but, ONLY if you do it patriotically.

The American Government