#hamilton meme
Reasons to live:
#1. Memes
I recently got rlly into Hamilton and so I was playing it in the super high tech rental car that can connect to more than one phone, and so I was playing “Satisfied.” And what I didn’t know was my dads phone was connected as well with “Wayz” and it stopped the music to say “Vehicle stopped on shoulder.” And since iPhones are programmed to play the last thing you were listening to after like ways or maps, guess what fucking plays “I can’t get no’ satisfaction.” (Rolling Stones)
Hamiltrash culture is swiping on your Instagram feed and seeing the same hamilton meme about five times
so
you’re obsessed with Hamilton now
Burr: I’m a man of untold mystery. That’s why my friends call me ‘B’
Hamilton: that’s funny. I thought they called you Big-Head Burr.
Burr: Don’t ever say that Hamilton. Besides, I know it was you who started that.
Hamilton: Good Morning Jefferson, collecting money for the Democratic-Republican ball?
Jefferson: We don’t have balls.
Hamilton: I honestly have no response to that.
Madison: Are you wearing makeup?
Jefferson: I’m always wearing a little bit of foundation but that’s not the point
Hamilton: We have fun, don’t we Washington?
Washington: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life
Hamilton: *On the phone with John* Are you in my apartment?
Laurens: Please. I haven’t snuck into your apartment in weeks. Which reminds me, you’re all out of peanut butter.
Laurens: I’m going to go pick up some disguises
Mulligan:Why?
Laurens: So people don’t know who we are
Mulligan: People already don’t know who we are!
Lafayette: Do wasps make honey?
Laurens: No wasps do not make honey
Lafayette: Alright well I’m gonna check it out anyway, there could be something delicious in here that wasps do make and I want that
Hamilton: Jefferson, I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. Add you to my collection
Jefferson: are you saying you have a collection of skin luggage?
Hamilton: Of course not, Jefferson. Think of the smell. You haven’t thought of the smell, you dumb bitch!
Hamilton: I think Jefferson should be the president
Burr:
Burr: I was too young and blind to see. I should have known the world was wide enough for both Hamilton and Me.
Eliza: You are 48 years old!
Burr:
I just saw Hamilton in Omaha and I lost my mind when Jefferson started twerking during Reynolds Pamphlet. I know he was a big shitbag irl but, there is something so satisfying to think that a Black man is playing Thomas Jefferson in a musical and making him twerk. If there is an afterlife, I fucking hope Jefferson is seeing this shit and I hope he is appalled.
Alright, you can have explosives but, ONLY if you do it patriotically.
The American Government
