#and a therapist
I have no idea how toman is going to win this .
Aftg characters as things without context I heard people in my class say:
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Nicky: And they’re like “ohh but he had a feeling she was there” NO. THE ONLY FEELING HE HAD WAS GAY FEELING
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Andrew: I’m serious, you need to be careful. Yesterday a guy in my class got his phone stolen inside the school
Renee: really? that’s really bad… Do you at least know who did it?
Andrew: Yeah. I did. But that’s besides the point-
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Dan: Oh my god I want that jacket
Allison: You want the jacket? I want the girl wearing it
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Kevin: Do not.
Andrew:
Neil:
Kevin: Do. Not.
Andrew and Neil:MEOW
Kevin: [angry scream]
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Nicky: maybe they’ll never find out…
Renee: Oh they know. Jesus watched your unholy behavior and told them *calmly sips on drink*
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Nicky: Hey cutie
Neil:wha-
Nicky: Can I get your insta? My mom told me to follow my dreams *bites bottom lip in a “seductive” way*
Neil:
Neil: that was my 13th reason
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History teacher: and these women had ways of making an abortion safetly, all by themselves-
Allison: Teach me!
Allison: oh wait I’m a lesbian never mind.
Allison, turning to a very disappointed Kevin: I forget that shit sometimes
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Matt: Oh my god that baby is dancing like Jesus! Copycat
Nicky: how do you know he ISN’T Jesus?
Matt: Dunno bro, all babies are the same
Nicky: not really. normal babies don’t usually have like a cow and a dunkey next to their bed when they’re born
Neil: nowadays, most of them don’t have fathers either
Matt: fair enough but still
Nicky: look dude all I’m saying is that I never saw THAT baby and Jesus in the same room so-
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Neil: *walks in*
Dan: hey is that a new shirt?
Renee: looks good on you :)
Andrew, who entered 2 seconds after: *looks Neil up and down*
Andrew, with a disgusted face: what bet did you loose?
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Dan: You’re the only white person in the group… Isn’t it weird? Do you ever regret becoming friends with us?
Allison, looking Dan and Matt dead in the eyes: I do regret becoming friends with you most of the time, but not because you’re black. Just because you’re idiots.
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Kevin: Unlike you, weak people, no one ever dares to hit me and no one ever will.
Neil: Kevin the only reason why I don’t trow a rock at you right now is because I’m a peaceful person.
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Matt: You guys are actually a cute couple sometimes. Do you have pet names or something?
Neil: Sure, watch-
Neil, yelling across the court: I LOVE YOU BABE
Andrew, also yelling: FUCK OFF BITCH
Neil, with a soft smile:see?
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Teacher, seeing the very agrecive hickeys on Andrew’s neck: Jesus Christ are you okay kid? What happened?!
Andrew, shrugging:mosquito
Neil:*walks in* sorry I’m late-
Nicky: HI MOSQUIT- *gets punched by Andrew*
