#and they never make sense
Okay so…I have been having thoughts, don’t perceive me…
Viking!Kirishima who has long hair. Its a symbol, his pride hinges on having hair. He’s well-groomed first off, having long luscious hair is a symbol of his wealth and stature in the Viking world. Its said he dyes his hair with the blood of his enemies and thats partly true, he uses beets and crushed flowers to get his hair to that beautiful red shade but being a warrior he does get covered in blood.
Viking!Kirishima who let’s you play and braid his hair to your hearts content. Putting it up in a bun before battle so it doesn’t get in his eyes or weaving clasps through the strands for an upcoming feast. Sitting on his massive lap, him grinning in contentment while you braid beads and even gems into his hair. He always shows your work off as if Freyja herself came down to Midgard to design his newest hairstyle.
Viking!Bakugo who is the most feared King in all the North, who has taken the crown of every Jarl and melted it down for his own. A man who is said to be blessed by the Æsir. Famed to be a son of Odin, why else would people say he has a dragon? Who else could tame the spawn of Fafnir and fly through the skies like a hawk?
Viking!Bakugo who lives by the code of “you keep what you kill”. Who raids and plunders village after village for entertainment and to conquer, whatever he finds is his. By right.
Imagine being a servant to a cruel and old Lord that Viking!Bakugo kills for his land and wealth. Fearing the worst you think you’re next too and you take up arms with a random, discarded kitchen knife. Its either him or you right?
Viking!Bakugo who is too shocked that you of all people attack him and you manage to get a good hit. Stabbing him right in the chest but he doesn’t die, oh no, he doesn’t die. He laughs. A booming, maniacal, unhinged laugh. Entirely feral.
Viking!Bakugo who finds the failed assassination attempt completely adorable. You were so close to ending him, his reign of terror on the land, and by right would’ve inherited everything. His everything. The world. Instead of squashing you like a bug he takes you.
Viking!Bakugo who dresses you in fine silks, who wreaths you in glimmering jewels but not as his newest servant but as his Queen/King.
Viking!Bakugo who gives you his everything, his world, for trying to kill him. You were so hellbent on finishing the job before to take everything he had so why not give you it willingly instead? Right by his side.
He keeps what he kills, true, but he gives as much as he takes.
