#andreagan

Gigi:I stand here before you, in sweatpants for the first time ever, to celebrate Reagan Ridley in a place where she spent much of her life, a bar in a house she was not invited to. 

Gigi:Reagan was… full of surprises. 

Gigi: I never knew if she was going to ruthlessly make fun of me, or totally objectify me in a way that was flattering, and also vaguely problematic. 

Gigi:Well - But whether she was lifting me up or calling me out I never felt quite so seen as when she saw me. 

Andre:… 

Andre:Reagan, I know you don’t like it when people get all emotional about you, so I channeled all of my love for you into this song.

Andre, high on drugs: WOWOWOW WAWAWAWA DUNDUNDUDUN DUGADUNDUNDUN!

Andre:That’s when the foam cannons go pshh! 

Andre:Explode outward! And then back to the song.

Andre:WOWOWOW WAWAWA-

Reagan:Okay, okay, we’re good. Thank you. 

Andre:Yeah.