#source the good place
Tsurugi: You’re mad at me.
Norisuke: I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.
Tsurugi: Oh, come on, everyone knows that’s worse!
Josuke: I need one of you to volunteer to do something outrageously insane that will either make you cease to exist or be really fun.
Okuyasu: That’s most of the things I’ve tried.
Josuke: That’s my guy. Come here.
Evgeny Kuznetsov: Here’s the thing with stuff. You can look at a problem from every angle and drive yourself crazy, but sometimes you just gotta huck a Molotov cocktail at a drone and see what happens.
John Carlson: Is what happens that the drone blows up?
Kuzy:Usually!
Jakub Vrana: Is there any way to get like extra radiation?
Trainer: There’s no radiation in an MRI machine. Why do you ask?
Vee: Uh… no reason.
TJ Oshie: Vee, what do you have in your hand there, bud?
Vee:Nothing!
TJ: Is it a spider?
Vee:… yes.
TJ: Do you think taking a spider in an MRI machine will give you superpowers?
Vee:Itmight work! He already bit me a bunch of times and gave me the power to swell up my hand!
TJ Oshie: I think we might be in an alien zoo or on a prank show.
Nicklas Backstrom: No, TJ. We’re dead.
TJ:Whoa.
TJ: That’s a dope prank. Gotta give it up.
Toriel: Kris, you don’t bring knives to a friendly game night. I mean, who does that?
Kris, holding up their knife: The prepared
hopper: so, how old are ya, three?
el: im 13.
hopper: cool. i don’t know anything about kids.
el: when i first read ‘aristotle’, i thought it was pronounced ‘chipotle’.
mike:
el: wait a minute
el:
el: is it ‘chip-a-totle’??
zuko: suki told me instead of being sad i should “go get it, girl.” so i’m going to “go get it girl”
sokka: get what?
zuko: unclear. i’ll get everything, just to be safe
I felt bad about what I did to Noelle. It was a weird feeling. Not used to it. Didn’t love it.
- Solid Silva
Writer’s problem:
Pansy: Why don’t you just tell Potter you like him?
Draco:
Yoosung: I vote we -
Zen: No, sorry, and no offense, Yoosung, but the stakes here are too high to let someone with your limited intellectual processing capacity weigh in.
Yoosung: I was gonna agree with you.
Zen: Oh, great, well, that’s two votes for my plan.
Min: are you alright? You didn’t sleep at all last night…
Rand: I got a solid 10 minute
Rand: Not consecutively, but it’s still fine, you’re not even THAT blurry
jared: i know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
gigi, crying: it’s not a joke, i’m a legit snack!
both : we got…
mike :…tacos!
alison :…married!
mike : oh, oh yeah. yeah, we got married. and then after we got married, we got tacos!
James: Snape. Imposter who soiled our paradise with his moral turpitude.
Severus: ‘Sup?
Severus, trying to have a serious conversation: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are-
Lucius, crying: It’s not a joke! I’m a legit snack!
Snape: Now, you two sit tight, I’m gonna go murder Albus, and I’ll be right back.
Regulus: This is terrible. What am I supposed to do if McGonagall asks me?
Severus: I don’t know. Kant would say that lying in any scenario is wrong, so if McGonagall asks if you did it, you should say yes.
Regulus:
Severus: On the other hand, snitches do get stitches.
Scarlet: Has anyone ever told you what a drag you are?
Jacin: Everyone. Constantly.
Thorne: You’re mad at me!
Cinder: I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.
Thorne: Oh, come on! Everyone knows that’s worse!
