#animal tag
i saw a very important tiktok recently and knew i immediately needed it as a gif so here it is in case y’all want it as well
undisclosed moodboard
my son thunt cooking up some weeners
Autism be damned my boy can work a grill
the world’s smallest carnivore is called the “least weasel” i’m dying but like if it’s the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have
Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have
Something about their stance tells me they would gladly try to fuck you up if you told them that to their face.
bnq:
perfect boy .
[image description: a video of a wild hog running along the side of the road. it’s set to a bit of “dog days are over” by florence + the machine. it goes, “run fast for your mother, fast for your father / run for your children, for your sisters and brothers / leave all your love and your longing behind / you can’t carry it with you if” before getting cut off.]
I used to think that they would run like horses but no, they run like deer
Chubby short deer
I believe this is a collared peccary, AKA a javelina. Peccaries aren’t pigs, but they’re closely related to pigs.
That’s a good point! Credit to you and the transcriber, both doing important work
English added by me :)
this is literally 90% of what he does when we hang out
large boy spotted
Sea otters and giant river otters are like if someone got two artists to design a giant otter, but ended up with two very different ideas on what they should look like cause one draws hello kitty fanart and the other was a nihilist.
Ok, but like… seriously.
this looks like sea ottters reacting to the incredible violence of a river otter
“You’re not for the streets Pricilla.”