#queue you fools

busymagpie:

Caranthir with a Ragdoll cat

gossip-guy-of-middle-earth:

bluepsi:

icave-in:

titimylove:

je–ne-regrette–rien:

je–ne-regrette–rien:

It kills me that I’ll never be built like a busty Uruk-hai.

I’m talking about this bitch here

dat ass tho

man flesh

Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys

Ooh he dummy thicc

maraharme:

Hooray, I did it

I finally drew something

I have long promised my friend to draw these beauties, but still could not take them, and then this is the situation in the country, which is very hard emotionally and it is very hard : to pretend that everything is good - it’s just not real …

And my computer, which, recently, began to rebel - it stubbornly refused to see my graph.tablet because of what the process of work was slowed down …

But let’s not talk about the bad, it’s already October and not far off my favorite holiday is All Saints ’ day - Halloween

And I still have so many orders accumulated during this period

Sons of Durin

Thorin

Fili

Kili

g-m-kaye:

When they asked me to paint my vision of a wild Arda in the 1st Age… this is what I came up with.

katarinaskyart:

Lady of Lórien

*Merry and Pippin sitting in jail together*

Merry:So who should we call?

Pippin:I’d call Gandalf, but I feel safer in jail

Aragorn:Legolas, keep an eye on Gimli today. They’re going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Legolas:Sure, I’d love to see Gimli get punched.

Aragorn:Try again.

Legolas, sighing: I will stop Gimli from getting punched.

Legolas:I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Aragorn:You people already know too much about me.

Gimli:I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

incorrect-lotr-trash:

incorrect-lotr-trash:

Bilbo: If a stranger came up to you and said, “I’m Bilbo’s friend” what would you say?

Kili:You’re a liar because Bilbo doesn’t have any friends

Bilbo:

Also Bilbo:

incorrect-lotr-trash:

Thorin: HELP! I TOLD BILBO I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Kili, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

incorrect-lotr-trash:

Aragorn:every time I inhale, I can feel my spine pop
Legolas: and every time we kiss I swear I can fly

incorrect-lotr-trash:

Legolas: Okay so here’s the tea- 
Aragorn: For the last time Legolas, its called a report
Legolas:Do you want the tea or not!? 

gratuacuunart:

Was just practicing, and again, it turned into an elf. Now I’m thinking of a modern AU with Glorfindel sunbathing.