#anisa last legacy

Anisa: While I’m gone, Sage, you’re in charge.

Sage:yess!!!

Anisa, whispering: Felix, you’re secretly in charge.

Felix:obviously.

Felix: in my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Anisa: Wasn’t Sage with you?

Sage: in my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Felix: I think we’re missing something.

MC:teamwork?

Sage:cohesion?

Anisa: a general sense of what we’re doing?

Anisa: good morning.

MC: good morning.

Felix: good morning.

Tulsi: you all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Sage: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS.

Anisa: you have to apologize to Felix.

Sage:fine.

Sage: ‘unfuck you’. Or whatever.

Felix: are you sure this is the right direction?

Sage: certainly, I’m as sure as I’m honest!

Anisa: in that case, we’re definitelylost.

Felix: *gently taps table*

Sage: *taps back*

MC: what are they doing?

Anisa: morse code.

Felix: *aggressively taps table*

Sage: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Cop: you’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

MC:shit.

Anisa: wait, three?

Cop:yeah?

Sage: OH MY GOD FELIX FELL OFF