#felix last legacy

Anisa: While I’m gone, Sage, you’re in charge.

Sage:yess!!!

Anisa, whispering: Felix, you’re secretly in charge.

Felix:obviously.

Felix: MC, what do IDK,LY And TTYL mean?

MC: I don’t know, love you , Talk to you later.

Felix: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Sage.

MC:

Sage: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Felix: you were flirting with MC.

Sage: So what? They’re my partner

Felix: you asked them if they were single.

Sage:

Felix: and then you cried when they said they weren’t.

Felix: in my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Anisa: Wasn’t Sage with you?

Sage: in my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Felix: WHY. why did you give MC a KNIFE?

Sage: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe

Felix:NowI feel unsafe!

Sage: I’m sorry.

Sage: …would you like a knife?

Felix: I think we’re missing something.

MC:teamwork?

Sage:cohesion?

Anisa: a general sense of what we’re doing?

Anisa: good morning.

MC: good morning.

Felix: good morning.

Tulsi: you all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Sage: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS.

Anisa: you have to apologize to Felix.

Sage:fine.

Sage: ‘unfuck you’. Or whatever.

Rime:Felix and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-

Felix:-Sentences.

Rime: Don’t interrupt me.

Felix: *holding a bottle* is this whiskey or perfume?

Sage: *chugs entire bottle*

Sage: it’s perfume.

Felix: I want to wake up with you every day of the rest of our lives.

MC: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Felix:

Felix: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

MC: okay, truth or dare?

Felix:truth.

MC: how many hours have you slept this week?

Felix:

Felix:…dare.

MC: go to bed.

Felix: I don’t like this game.

Felix: are you sure this is the right direction?

Sage: certainly, I’m as sure as I’m honest!

Anisa: in that case, we’re definitelylost.

Felix: *gently taps table*

Sage: *taps back*

MC: what are they doing?

Anisa: morse code.

Felix: *aggressively taps table*

Sage: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Cop: you’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

MC:shit.

Anisa: wait, three?

Cop:yeah?

Sage: OH MY GOD FELIX FELL OFF