screnwriter:

oblivious idiots in love

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• “ you really don’t see it, do you? “
• “ if there’s nothing going on there, you don’t mind if i ask her out, do you? “
• “ you flat out just admitted you have feelings for me. “
• “ i think i’m falling in love with you. “
• “ is that really all she is to you? “
• “ he kissed you? “ it was more of a peck… “
• “ she’s just a friend? “
• “ you’re so full of shit. “
• “ come on, you’re in love with her. “
• “ doesn’t take an idiot to figure it out. “ “ are you calling me an idiot? “
• “ i wanted to kiss you. i’ve been wanting to kiss you for quite a while. “
• “ so you kissed him, and then you… “ “ ran away. “
• “ friends don’t look at each other that way. “
• “ not like i’ve fantasized about you, or anything…“
• “ friends don’t talk about each other that way. “
• “ you said i had nice lips. who says that? “
• “ it’s just an innocent kiss. “
• “ it’s easy to confuse feelings for something they aren’t, especially when eye-contact is involved. “
• “ friends kiss each other all the time, right? “
• “ we’re just friends. “
• “ you’re still hung up on [your ex]. “
• “ if you refuse to make a move, i will. “
• “ man, fuck that guy. go show her what she’s missing. “
• “ just put us all out of our misery and admit it already. “
• “ she invited you to her [loved one’s] funeral? “ “ yeah, for support and comfort. “ “ …why you specifically? “
• “ you were practically made for each other. “
• “ she shut me down last time, remember? “
• “ you’re in denial. “ “ i am not in denial! “
• “ that guy’s a real jerk. you should be with someone who respects you. “ “ and who would that be? “
• “ look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t feel something for me. “
• “ do you have a crush on me or something? “
• “ are you asking me out? “ “ no. i mean yes, maybe… as friends? “
• “ don’t let this one go. he’s perfect for you. “
• “ unless you don’t like me, in which case i take it back. “
• “ do you think that this, us… do you think it could ever be something more? “
• “ she’s everything i ever wanted, but i don’t want to risk losing her as a friend. “
• “ i’m worried that if we go there, and things don’t work out… things might never be the same. “
• “ you know that’s not the case. she adoresyou. “
• “ you’re more than just friends. it’s obvious. “
• “ of course i love him, we’ve been friends for ages. “
• “ grow some balls and be honest with her. “

Person A: But I’ll miss you! 

Person B: I literally just have to pee