#as megs tries strangling him with his bare hands

Look, I’m suffering from this and I have to get it out of my head:

In the Megahusband verse (it’s rocksinmuffin’s creation) where Reader got cyberformed into a purple Seeker femme, they still have to go to family functions with their son, Starscream.

Like Reader’s parents accepted Starscream as their first grandchild with no questions, but other relatives were so skeptical but accept it because giant warlord and bird son can squish them easily. More than one person stare into the ceiling at night wondering how the FUCK, in all of its definitions, it works.

But with a now Seeker!Reader, they side-eye the fully robot family becauseit now seems so sus that their boy (in college now, btw) shares so much of his colors with the other leader.

So now the fam, outside the parents since Megatron explained to them that Cybertronians emerge fully-framed by Vector Sigma (not a lie, but not the whole truth), thinks Reader had cheated on Megatron with Optimus Prime and that Starscream is the damn result.