#asra x julian
Julian: I broke up with the MC.
Asra: What? Why?
Julian: She and I had a fight about me hanging out with you all day yesterday. And she told me to choose… Love or friendship.
Asra: Wow, so you did choose friendship after all.
Julian: Nah, man… I chose love.
Julian: I love you…
Julian: Honey, do you know what day it is today?
Julian: Exactly one year ago you punch me for the first time…
Asra: Like it was yesterday.
Julian: Yeah, you’ve been hitting me for a year…
Julian: Do you have any books on suicide? Can you lend them to me?
Asra: Are you sure you’ll get them back?
MC: Have you ever been woken up by a …blowjob?
Julian: Yes, I was once.
Asra: And ever since then, he always sleeps with his mouth closed…
Asra: Pizza or ice cream?
MC: Ice cream!
Asra: Oh. I might have made a mistake…
MC: You ordered pizza?
Asra: No I fucked Julian.
Julian: How much do you take a blowjob for?
Asra: $ 100.
Julian: Why is it so expensive???
Asra: And how much would you do it for?
Julian: …in 3 minutes.
Julian: I hear you can do pretty interesting things with water
Julian: Well I’m a water sign, if you catch my drift ;)
Asra:
Asra: You want me to make it rain or something??
Julian: What if MC kisses me ??
Portia: Then kiss them back.
Julian: Okay….why their back though ?
Lucio *hands on hips looking really smug* : I’ve been through hell and come back singing.
Asra *being held back by the apprentice*: I’ll show you the fucking opera bitch.
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