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Lucio: I mean you could sell your soul. Look at me. I did it and I’m fine!!

Asra: *a top a flight of stairs with Lucio* Oh I hope we dont fall.

Lucio:…..

Asra: *pushes him* Oh NoOOo….

MC finding out about the devil deal: He did WHAT?!

Lucio: So this bear looking dude starts screeching about a twig sculpture and-

MC: *slams door open* Omae wa mou shindeiru.

Lucio: ohmygodsomEONECALLTHEARMY!!!

Lucio:*struggling*

Asra: What? You can’t tie your shoes ?

Lucio: I cant tie my shoes but I can fuck your apprentice.

Asra:*screeches*

Asra: Care to sit? I’m sure you’d like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.

Lucio: Calling me the devil ? How original, Asra.

Asra: I’m calling you a goat, you goat.

MC: What’s the hardest thing to say ?

Asra: I was wrong.

Julian: I need help.

Lucio: Worcestershire sauce.

Lucio: You abandoned me! You left me to die!

Devil: Well, I wouldn’t have done it if I’d known you were going to hassle me about it.

Asra: God can’t help you now.

Lucio: My only crime was that I was down to clown.

Julian:*chokes*

Lucio *hands on hips looking really smug* : I’ve been through hell and come back singing.

Asra *being held back by the apprentice*: I’ll show you the fucking opera bitch.

Lucio: Dont look at me! I dont even remember who I had for breakfast!!

Julian:WHO?!

Lucio: Im not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example

Asra: Sorry I’m late, I was ….doing things.

Lucio:[slams open the door, noticeably disheveled] HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS.

Nadia: Lucio may I speak with you,in private?

Lucio: Oh someone’s trouble!!

Lucio: I’m in trouble, I dont know why I did that.

Mc: I have no soul! *gives a balloon* Have a happy day!

Lucio: I don’t have one either.

Julian: I would like to start with some acting exercises.

Nadia: YOU TOLD ME THERE WOULD BE NO EXERCISE!

Lucio: Babe calm down this dude cost us 200 bucks.

Nadia: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Asra: Good morning Lucio. Love what you did with the tulips. *enters car* fucking bitch.

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