#asra route
asra: you played me like a fiddle
lucio: oh no, magician, fiddles are actually difficult to play
lucio: i played you like the cheap kazoo you are
asra, to lucio,: look, let’s just agree to say “im sorry” on the count of three. one, two, three-
*silence*
asra: now, see, im just disappointed in both of us
Asra:*drops some bills on the ground* i’ll give you thirty US dollars to leave us alone
Lucio: do I look like a guy who can be swayed by money?
Asra: you do
Lucio: *scooping the money off the ground* damn straight.
MC: why are people so obsessed with getting a top or a bottom
MC: honestly i would just be glad to have a bunk bed
Asra:
Julian:
Lucio:
Faust:
Lucio: i’m going to tell them.
Asra: dont you fucking dare
MC: i cant believe we’re stuck in this room together
Asra:*swallowing the key* truly unfortunate
MC: have you ever seen something thats changed your life?
Asra: i saw you
MC: honestly? thats like really great but it makes this kinda awkward because i was gonna show you a picture of Lucio dressed as a turkey
MC: i can fit my whole world in my hands
Asra: haha so can i
Asra: *cups MC’s face in his hands*
MC: *cups Asra’s face in their hands*
Asra & MC: *sighs contently* …
Asra:*enters the room, looking dishevelled* Sorry, I’m late, I was doing things.
Lucio:*enters, also dishevelled* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS
Asra: Pizza or ice cream?
MC: Ice cream!
Asra: Oh. I might have made a mistake…
MC: You ordered pizza?
Asra: No I fucked Julian.
When people write that “Asra is an angel”, they mean Lucifer or Samael.
Trial by combat- Asra’s book 11 Justice but with an intervention Pt 6
Trial by combat- Asra’s book 11 justice but with an intervention Pt 5
“AREN’T YOU AFRAID OF DEATH?!”
Trial by combat- Asra’s book 11 Justice but with an intervention Pt 4
Trial by combat - Asra’s book 11 Justice but with an intervention Pt 3
Trial by combat - Asra’s book 11 Judgment but with a small intervention
Muriel: When I was younger I tried to form a gang once.
Asra: How’d it go?
Muriel: It turned into a book club.
Nadia: In your opinion, what would you say is the height of stupidity?
MC: Well I th-
Asra: Hey, Julian, how tall are you?