#assclass headcanons
Chiba and Nakamura Headcanons
- They’re frenemies at best and a threat to humanity at worst. Anywhere in between is a rare occasion.
- Frenemies in a way that they almost never agree with each other when it comes to trivial things.
- Basically, Chiba finds American pop music generic and boring while Nakamura finds metal and hardcore punk too noisy.
- And they fight over it. A lot.
- It all started when Chiba mentioned that he dislikes Charlie Puth’s music. Nakamura was offended and soon, war broke out.
- The class had to watch, utterly baffled, as Chiba and Nakamura went to have a somehow well-articulated screaming match that lasted about 10 minutes before Korosensei had to break them off.
- Literally the only artist who releases music that both of them liked enough to not start arguments is Simple Plan.
- Korosensei had once attempted to unofficially implement Philosophy class during homeroom time to help the class further develop their communication skills. But soon reconsidered when Nakamura and Chiba began fighting for having opposing opinions on a topic once again.
- Honestly speaking, if not exhausting, their arguments can be pretty enjoyable to witness, especially with Chiba’s sarcasm, Nakamura’s wit and their… diverse choice of words.
- Hence, half of the time, they argue simply for wanting to keep each other entertained.
- Although he doesn’t really crack jokes, according to Nakamura, Chiba’s comedic timing with his sarcasm is impeccable. (His dry responses to Okajima’s dirty jokes are what’s making them funny in the first place.)
- Nobody in the class knows who exactly coined Okajima’s newest nickname “Oka-kin”, but for sure it’s either one of these two.
- If they had partnered up instead for the test of courage back in Okinawa, it’d be a long series of running and screaming. Nakamura reacts strongly to being spooked, while Chiba absolutely cannot handle horror at all.
- They’re both quite active on social media, especially on twitter. If you’re mutuals with both their accounts, almost everyday you could see Chiba cussing her out on a tweet, because she likely had forced him to see something he didn’t like on his homepage.
Isogai Headcanons
He doesn’t see it but he is the mom friend
He has a bad sleeping schedule because he has to take care of his siblings and make their breakfast and lunch. Lots of things.
There was something else he was passionate about before becoming the man of the house.
It was probably tennis and he would play with his dad before he died.
The reason he got into tennis was because he got a tennis racket as a gift from his parents and just started playing it.
He either has a default or his family as a phone wallpaper.
He also has no other apps on his phone other that the ones that don’t need downloading.
He takes pictures of his family, friends, plants and landscapes he finds nice.
He rides the train then walk to school and he listens to audiobooks to pass the time
He gives small gifts like necklaces, keychains, socks, etc.
He enjoys a lot if picnics because they are a cheap and fun way to spend time with others. He majorly goes with his family to picnics.
He plants some vegetables at home such as tomatoes, lettuce, green onion and others.
His favorite is planting herbs. He has a small herb garden which is most likely placed in the kitchen or outside.
He also brews tea with the herbs he grew and serves it to guests and when they like it, he attacks them with a critical ikemen smile
He stress cleans.
He enjoys sweet coffee
because he is such a sweet boy.
He stays after school to do his homework because it is a better workspace than his house.
He can also get help from Koro-sensei or other teachers.
He also does his schoolwork during work breaks in his job
He loves wearing turtleneck and sweaters.
His favorite season is probably Spring
He always brings tissues and hand sanitizer with him.
He enjoys back massages a lot
He waves at little children and babies that passes by when he goes somewhere
He gets so happy when he earns a positive response
He headpats people when he compliments or praises them. Just a habit of younger siblings
When he finds stray animals, he would take care of them with his siblings assisting as well
Then ask other people if they were willing to take them in or take them to an animal shelter
He is terrible at video games but he is really good in cards or board games
3-e gave him a surprise party at the start of the day because he is early.
His gifts were bundles, cash, or other stuff and it was so hard for them to get him to accept it.
