ASTROLOGY MYTHBUSTERS #3

Still fighting the good fight against Astrology falsehoods!!

(1) Black Moon Lilith

MYTHStood up to some men sexually repressed my dark side xoxo feminist icon suffering pain torture orgasms

TRUTH (Stop it) Lilith may be the OG bad bitch of Eden but people, please, we’re doing too much. Lilith isn’t gonna tell you shit that the major planets aren’t already telling you - if you aren’t hanging tough with Saturn or the Moon or even baby Mercury then really you have no business trying to turn Lilith into something she’s not. But. If you’re hell bent on riding the hype train direct to Lilith-land, she’s just showing you an area of your life that’s worth rereading, pointing out some shit you could be looking at from a different perspective. (This does not have to besexual, ace babies still got Lilith game, equal opportunity.)

(2) Exhalations Detriments and Falls

MYTHSun in Libra uh oh Venus in Aries even worse Mars is Libra death is there anything even good about Libra

TRUTH (100% Wrong) Take all this shit and put it where it belongs: the trash.There is nothing inherently bad (or good) about any planet, sign or placement, and no placement is inherently more challenging than any other. Everything in a fucking chart is there for a reason and that reason is to help you learn about and become your best particular little self.

(3) Neptune

MYTHdreaming dreaming is free illusions disintegration goodbye self!! a witch spirituality confusion was it Neptune who also had rings or Uranus

TRUTH (Misunderstood) Apparently everyone just got together decided Neptune was a complete fucking mess. Enough. Neptune is one powerful mf-ing planet and it shouldn’t get played out as some barely conscious terror dream. Neptune helps you dissolve any whack ass ideas or illusions you have about yourself or others that are stopping you from letting go of the past and moving forward with your life. This process should not involve you letting go of your entire fucking grip on reality.

(4) Virgo

MYTHSo critical actually smart ooo small animals just wanna be of service but not customer service cause rude so soft underneath it all maybe

TRUTH (Misunderstood) Virgo is all about self-improvement:observation, attention to detail, criticism - these are tools Virgo uses to make shit better, they should not define who Virgo is.Remember:Virgo is the area of the Zodiac where we polish off our little self so that we can step out onto Libra’s relationship stage for the first time. Virgo heavy mfs can come across as cold-blooded, but this is just a defense mechanism: truth is, Virgo is scared - they know at some point they gotta let their little selves fly free, but they got no fucking clue how shit is gonna go down when they do. They feel like their whole fucking being is on the line!! No joke. People, just be aware; and Virgo, communicate your feelings.

(5) Air Signs

MYTHno feelings no sense of self funny haha smart also floating a floating brain

TRUTH (100% Wrong) The air element is all about expansion - expanding our ideas about what’s possible and increasing our capacity for inspired thoughts, feelings and actions. Air brings the know-how, they got the plan and they’re ready to level the fuck up wherever they can - that shit is absolutely not just limited to critical thinking.

(6) Scorpio

MYTHobsession Phoenix ashes joined a cult and loved it had sex with everyone looked in your eyes the depths

TRUTH (Misunderstood) Please end the fucking sex/obsession trope. Scorpio is actually about getting to the bottom of shit. No- this does not mean getting to the bottom of your womb - it means getting to the bottom of their own patterns of behavior. Scorpio has gotta develop that capacity for focus (not obsession) and turn it inwards so they can get to bottom of their shit, kill their conditioning, and really start sharing in life and relationships.

Peace, bitches.

XO BULLSHIT FREE ASTROLOGY