#augustine the first
I have Thoughts about Augustine and Mercymorn’s titles. Saint of Patience and Saint of Joy. Augustine isn’t patient. He doesnt tolerate what he perceives as incompetence, and he can be kind of a dick. Mercymorn isn’t joyful. She’s a bitter, unhappy woman who‘s been alive for far too long. The patience and joy came from Alfred and Cristabel. It’s both a memorial to their cavaliers and a reminder of their failures. They literally took everything from Alfred and Cristabel, their souls, their lives. But they couldn’t preserve the traits they were known for, and most likely, the traits Augustine and Mercy loved them for. Like, yes, horrible old necromancers, but I feel sorry for them.
I’m so sorry for anyone who followed me for Not-Locked -Tomb content, but I keep having thoughts. So Mercymorn and Augustine call their plans Dios Apate Major (seducing John to conceive Gideon) and Dios Apate Minor (seducing John so Harrow can kill Gideon Prime.) These are very thematically appropriate names. Dios Apate refers to an event in the Iliad where Hera seduces Zeus to give an advantage to Greece in the Trojan War. So, plans that involve sex in order to accomplish a larger goal. My thought is, how the fuck do they know what Dios Apate is?
In the final showdown, John makes reference to the fact that pre-resurrection Augustine would have killed post-resurrection Augustine for saying that they don’t have to fight the Blood of Eden, and no one needs to pay for Earth dying. So they don’t remember anything pre-resurrection. So like, did John sit them down and read the Illiad? Did he just have story time in Canaan House so he could make literary references and have people get it?
Ok, since I’m now a locked tomb blog kinda now, and I Have Thoughts, I’m gonna share them with you. What would happen if Cytherea hadn’t shown up? I don’t mean like “everyone has happy fun times and works on necromancy together!” First of all, Silas Octikiseron is there, and he always gonna be No Fun. A non-Cytherea Canaan House would still be full of petty sniping at each other. What I’m saying is, the necromancers of Canaan house are some of the most brilliant to have ever existed.
We’ve got Ianthe , Abigail , Palamedes, and Harrow, who could all make claim to being the best in their respective fields. You honestly think these four couldn’t figure out perfect lyctorhood together? Hell, in canon Palamedes figured out Something that allowed Cam to both survive and get his eyes, and they had this planned out before his suicide attack on Cytherea. Ianthe figured out imperfect lyctorhood without any help, Cytherea killed Abigail first explicitly because her spirit medium abilities and knowledge of history could figure out who Cytherea was! And then Harrow, who managed to preform the lyctoral process while being attacked by a much older lyctor! If we get into Harrow the Ninth, she’s one of two people in canon who can manage theorems in The River! You honestly wanna tell me if they put their heads together, they couldn’t figure it out?
So my idea is that the Necromantic Dream Team over here figures out perfect lyctorhood, thinks “Oh yeah, this is probably how we do it.“ Then everybody who wants to be a lyctor becomes one, cavaliers intact, and they send a call to God like, ”Ok everybody’s done”. Could you imagine? Everybody just walking on the ship with their cavaliers like it was nothing? I can’t decide if it would be funny or absolutely heartbreaking. Funny from an outsider’s perspective, but Augustine and Mercy and maybe Gideon the First would just break. Pyrrha, Cristabel, and Alfred‘s sacrifice meant nothing, and these children figured out what they couldn’t! The angst potential here!
saint of patience
“Bury me next to you in that unmarked grave, Joy (…) we have hated each other too long and too passionately to stop … but my bones will rest easy next to your bones.”
missed my fav ancient war criminals, so i drew a few more of og Lyctors as textposts/headlines (1,2, & 4 suggested by the Locked Tomb Podcast) (part 1)
the saints of patience, joy, and duty
saint of patience
saint of patience
LYCTOR ROUNDTABLE
“Bury me next to you in that unmarked grave, Joy (…) we have hated each other too long and too passionately to stop … but my bones will rest easy next to your bones.”
[ID: A drawing of Augustine and Mercy framed against a black background, except for a halo of red that sorrounds their heads, with a glowing reddish light emanating from it. Mercy and Augustine are portrayed from the waist up. Augustine looks solid and emotionless, while Mercy is gritting her teeth and crying angrily, her eye aglow. Mercy is in profile, clutching Augustine by the shoulders, while he looks down at her emotionlessly. They are both being strangled by two pairs of red skeleton arms that are reaching from out of the frame, and cluctching around both of their throats. Augustine is a man with light skin, blond hair, and he is wearing a light-coloured shirt and purple striped tie. Mercy is a woman with tan skin and peachy pink hair, and she is wearing a light-coloured shirt and iridiscent white cloak. They both have a slice of ridged bone over their head which almost resembles a laurel crown, but the bone is bleeding down into their heads, and their skin and hair is tinged red in the places where the blood drips. End ID]
they held each other like children who’d had a nightmare and had woken in a fright
drew a bunch of “tlt meets textposts” stuff on twitter, so here’s a compilation
my political beliefs are that a) there is a tantrum hole in the Mithraeum and b) Mercymorn uses it at least once a week (insp by this)