#badpuns
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn’t matter none of them work.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay. He woke up.
My leaf blower sucks
Catt Damon as The Meowtian. (bad cat pun for #inktober haha) Saw the movie last night and it was good. Not too much like interstellar or gravity. #bringhimfood #catpuns #badpuns #inking #catart #mattdamon #themartian #themartianmovie #celebritiesascats #meowtian
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Pride and his two dads ~
He should throw a parade in their honor… name it after himself tho ️
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Pls excuse the blurry photo quality; Saturday night of Katsucon was a Time™️
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#cosplay #fullmetalalchemist #fullmetalalchemistbrotherhood #fma #fmab #fmabrotherhood #selimbradley #kingbradley #father #fmapride #fmabpride #fmabwrath #fmawrath #fatherfma #fmacosplay #fmabcosplay #pridehomunculus #wrathhomunculus #selimbradleycosplay #kingbradleycosplay #katsucon #katsucon2020 #badpuns (at Katsucon)
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Iced tea + Huxley = a matcha made in heaven
#badpuns #matcha #greentea #peachmatcha #davidstea @davidstea #aldoushuxley #island #icedtea #Huxley #happyplace #mentalvacation #lightreading #bibliophile #bookworm #classics #badjoke
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