#balthazar cavendish
Milo: Dakota, what are you doing?
Dakota: I’m helping Cav look for his cookies that I ate last night.
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Cavendish:Where in the world are you getting all these snacks from?!
Dakota:None of your business!
Dakota:[trying to roast Cavendish] you look like somebody took the onceler and tried to make him unattractive but fucked up at the end and made him attractive anyway
Cavendish: I thought that maybe-
Dakota: [cuts Cavendish off by kissing him]
Cavendish: -you’d love me again.
Dakota: Who says I stopped?
Everyone in alien ship: Awwwww!
Cavendish:
Dakota:
Milo: We ruined the moment.
Cavendish: i’d hope that getting this punching bag for the office, Dakota would stop hitting me all the time.
Dakota: But it’s how i show affection!
Cavendish: well could you stop loving me so much before 6:OOam?