Okuyasu: [gets a text] Oh! It’s Yukako.

Josuke: Did she get me the stuff?

Okuyasu: Yeah, she says she got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Josuke: Wow! Where’d she find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Okuyasu: You wanted fakeblood?

Josuke:

Okuyasu: I’ll go call her.

A Prayer for Hotness;

Tokiya: How hot is it in here?

Masato: 107 degrees..

Ren: *ahem* Every night I prayed for god to make me hotter.

Ren: ..

Ren:THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT!

Sometimes I think he forgets how hot he already is-///SLAPPED

Felix: Why did you break up with him?

Byleth: Actually, Dimitri broke up with me.

Felix: Oh, and how did you celebrate?

Dimitri, who’s been standing next to them the whole time: Do you ever take a break?

Valiant: You can’t think of one thing that you like about me?

Jacob: …

Jacob: I like it when you’re sad.

Will: [screaming in the background]

Clara: What happened?

Jacob: I don’t know, I think he saw himself in the mirror.

Will, in the distance: JACOB! THERE’S ANOTHER ME ON THE WALL!

Jacob: It’s okay, Will! Just introduce yourself, I’m sure they’re nice.

Cavendish: I thought that maybe-

Dakota: [cuts Cavendish off by kissing him]

Cavendish: -you’d love me again.

Dakota: Who says I stopped?

Everyone in alien ship: Awwwww!

Cavendish:

Dakota:

Milo: We ruined the moment.

Brett, singing: My grandpa has a nose and my grandma has a nose!

Brett, still singing: Reagan had a nose! Gigi has a nose! Andre has a nose! Glenn has a nose!

Brett, continuing: Myc has uhh— everyone you know has a nose, nose, nose!

Glenn:…

Glenn: My grandfather’s nose was blown off in the war so that song is a filthy lie.

tony: *angry* i need to get some air

steve: there’s air in here

tony: I DONT WANT YOUR AIR

steve:

steve: whats wrong with my air??

Genya: Don’t worry. No one else is going to ask Zoya out.

Nikolai: Why not?

Genya: Because Zoya is terrifying.

The Darkling, at literally any point in time: I’m not going to stand here and listen to you accusing me of things I clearly did.

Ruby: Quick, hide me!

Weiss: Where, Ruby, in my bra?

Ruby, staring:Ohh…

Weiss:

Ruby, catching herself: No, that’ll never work!

Dendy: Why are you upside down?

KO, upside down: Why are you rightside up?

Gardenia: So what’s the plan? We’re just going to hide in here forever?
Volkner: Not forever! Just until Roark calms down a little bit.
Gardenia: Right, so we’ll be hiding in here forever.

Cyrus:I wasn’t done talking!
Lucas, walking away: I was done listening.