#bambam crack

Pairing:BamBam x gn!reader

Word Count: 117

Genre:Crack, Fluff

Summary:Why are you (and BamBam) like this

Warnings:None

“Hey.” BamBam leans forward, further than you expected, getting right in your face. “Are you paying attention to me?”

“Not particularly,” you respond almost immediately, taking a long sip of your drink afterward. “This video is a lot more interesting.”

“What video-” BamBam leans even further, smushing his forhead against yours and looking at your phone from upside down. “Why do you have my audition tape?”

“Jiyoon-ssi sent it to me.”

“Jiyoon-noona? Why?” The betrayal in BamBam’s eyes make you crack up.

“I have my secrets.” You wink, and BamBam frowns.”Don’t be sad. Because sad backwards is das. And das not good.” BamBam’s frown deepens.

“You are insufferable.”

“I learn from the best.” You take another sip.

Pairing: BamBam x gn!Reader (platonic)

Genre:Crack, Fluff

Warnings:None

Summary:BamBam thinks you’re cute

Word Count: 96

Pretty. That’s the first word that pops into BamBam’s head. It’s also the first word that pops out of his mouth. He’s never seen someone look as pretty as you did.

You seemed to enjoy his compliments, taking them in stride and settling in his lap. BamBam gives you a few pets on your head and laughs when you nuxxle into his hand. Your nose twitches, and BamBam almost coos at how cute you are.

“You’re such a cute bunny, (Y/N).” You ignore him, tail twitching, and take a nap in his lap.

Bunnies are adorable.

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In case it isn’t obvious, you are a literal rabbit.