#got7 crack
Pairing:BamBam x gn!reader
Word Count: 117
Genre:Crack, Fluff
Summary:Why are you (and BamBam) like this
Warnings:None
“Hey.” BamBam leans forward, further than you expected, getting right in your face. “Are you paying attention to me?”
“Not particularly,” you respond almost immediately, taking a long sip of your drink afterward. “This video is a lot more interesting.”
“What video-” BamBam leans even further, smushing his forhead against yours and looking at your phone from upside down. “Why do you have my audition tape?”
“Jiyoon-ssi sent it to me.”
“Jiyoon-noona? Why?” The betrayal in BamBam’s eyes make you crack up.
“I have my secrets.” You wink, and BamBam frowns.”Don’t be sad. Because sad backwards is das. And das not good.” BamBam’s frown deepens.
“You are insufferable.”
“I learn from the best.” You take another sip.
Pairing: BamBam x gn!Reader (platonic)
Genre:Crack, Fluff
Warnings:None
Summary:BamBam thinks you’re cute
Word Count: 96
Pretty. That’s the first word that pops into BamBam’s head. It’s also the first word that pops out of his mouth. He’s never seen someone look as pretty as you did.
You seemed to enjoy his compliments, taking them in stride and settling in his lap. BamBam gives you a few pets on your head and laughs when you nuxxle into his hand. Your nose twitches, and BamBam almost coos at how cute you are.
“You’re such a cute bunny, (Y/N).” You ignore him, tail twitching, and take a nap in his lap.
Bunnies are adorable.
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In case it isn’t obvious, you are a literal rabbit.
Word Count: 141
Pairing:Yugyeom x gn!Reader
Warnings:None
Summary:Don’t put too many grapes in a smoothie
Genre:Fluff, crack
“No, don’t add grapes,” you scold for the umpteenth time. Yugyeom frowned at you.
“I feel like they’d be fun to add, though.” You shake your head, but Yugyeom keeps pouting. Oh my God.
“FIne, add the damn grapes,” you groan, so done with your boyfriend’s antics. “But don’t blame me when you throw the rest of it away.” Yugyeom hums, ignoring your warning and dumping more grapes than what you would deem acceptable into the blender.
“But”—you know what’s coming and sigh internally—”don’t you think it would be a grapeaddition?”
Instead of responding, you just turn around and start heading out of the kitchen. Yugyeom’s cackling laughter follows after you as he starts up the blender. But you know that later on, when Yugyeom starts complaining about an upset stomach you wil be the one with the last laugh.
