#bambam x reader
backfire ; bambam
warnings proposal, mentions of marriage, engagement, and just bambam being a clown
genre fluff, comedy
word count0.7k
inspiration a tiktok but they had bought their gf animal crossing
synopsis in which bambam decides to document his purchase of your engagement ring
“Is this thing on?” Bambam asked as he fixed his phone to stay on the counter of his bathroom. Knowing that the camera was rolling he took a couple steps backwards.
“Hello ___— actually I don’t know if I’m going to show this to you yet. I mean, I should but— you know what, let me shut up.” He laughed his awkwardness off and proceeded to reach beyond the view of his phone to reveal a drawstring bag.
He shook the bag gently in front of the camera. It had the name of the ring place you two had stopped by a couple of weeks ago. Inside was a ring you were basing your whole life around but still said you didn’t want it just yet. Bambam knew you were lying. You were practically drooling over the ring.
So, he bought it.
And now he was preparing a way to present to you. Preparing a way to propose.
“Alright,” he inhaled deeply before pulling the strings back and pulling out the velvet box. “Whew.” Bambam bounced in his spot.
“Honestly, I can’t believe I’m doing this.” Bambam stopped bouncing, now coming to terms with reality. He was about to propose to you. Not hand you a ring pop or a promise ring but propose.
And then the next step were marriage rings.
It was scary, but he was easily more excited than scared. “___, we’re going to be engaged, can you believe it?” Bambam asked the camera as if you were there to answer.
He opened the box to admire the ring. “Yea, me neither…” Bambam smiled as he pictured your reaction. He could already see it clearly. He was going to propose, you were going to be shocked and say the ring was too expensive and that he should take it back, with some reassurance you’d say yes and then you two would be engaged.
“Now, what I’m documenting this for. How the hell am I going to give this to you?” Bambam closed the velvet box before running a hand throughout his hair.
“Maybe I should do it the traditional way, you know?” He said, getting on one knee and opening the box for the video.
“Nah,” he shook his head and got back to his feet. Pondering a cooler way to give it to you.
Bambam burst out laughing at the idea that popped up in his head. “Yo, what if I just threw it at you and ran away?”
“That’s mean. I could just hand it to you smoothly— like— hold on—” Bambam positioned himself into a “cool” stance and turned away from the camera momentarily.
He turned back to the camera. “Wanna get married?” He said in a nonchalant tone. He was about to crack up at his cringe worthy antics before the door to the bathroom had opened.
“Hey, Bam, we ran out of—” You entered the bathroom to see your boyfriend stock still with a ring box in his hand. Your eyes widened and you gripped the door, an anxious feeling now bubbling in your stomach.
“Baby,” Bambam drawled, rushing to stop his phone recording and dropping the box in the process.
“Shit!” He picked up the box, looking up at you. Coincidentally, on one knee. Bambam realized when you gasped and he had to gasp as well.
“Damn it,” Bambam whined, being forced to propose to you the traditional way. “I wanted to do something cooler, but, ___,”
You breathed out a laugh. “Like what? Throw it at me?” You took a few steps closer.
“Exactly!” He exclaimed, opening the ring box to reveal the beautiful ring you had grown to love.
Your jaw dropped in disbelief. “You didn’t,”
“But I did,” Bambam wiggled his eyebrows.
You laughed. Hands flying to cover your face as your heart began to flutter. “Bambam, what the hell?” You kept laughing to hide the fact you were getting emotional.
“I’m not taking the ring back, alright?”
“But I can't—” You tried to argue like he knew you would.
“Nope, none of that. Now listen, I know proposing to you in our bathroom isn’t really ideal,” he said while taking a quick glance around the bathroom.
“Like at all. But I just want you to know I love you and that I want to spend the rest of my life with you. So, ___, will you marry me?”
Before any tears could fall you rushed to answer. “Of course I will!”
“Amazing, my knee was starting to hurt,” Bambam groaned as he stood from his kneel. You swatted his chest and he took that hand to slip your engagement ring on it.
“I love it,” You admired the jewel.
“And I love you.”
Pairing:BamBam x gn!reader
Word Count: 117
Genre:Crack, Fluff
Summary:Why are you (and BamBam) like this
Warnings:None
“Hey.” BamBam leans forward, further than you expected, getting right in your face. “Are you paying attention to me?”
“Not particularly,” you respond almost immediately, taking a long sip of your drink afterward. “This video is a lot more interesting.”
“What video-” BamBam leans even further, smushing his forhead against yours and looking at your phone from upside down. “Why do you have my audition tape?”
“Jiyoon-ssi sent it to me.”
“Jiyoon-noona? Why?” The betrayal in BamBam’s eyes make you crack up.
“I have my secrets.” You wink, and BamBam frowns.”Don’t be sad. Because sad backwards is das. And das not good.” BamBam’s frown deepens.
“You are insufferable.”
“I learn from the best.” You take another sip.
Pairing: BamBam x gn!Reader (platonic)
Genre:Crack, Fluff
Warnings:None
Summary:BamBam thinks you’re cute
Word Count: 96
Pretty. That’s the first word that pops into BamBam’s head. It’s also the first word that pops out of his mouth. He’s never seen someone look as pretty as you did.
You seemed to enjoy his compliments, taking them in stride and settling in his lap. BamBam gives you a few pets on your head and laughs when you nuxxle into his hand. Your nose twitches, and BamBam almost coos at how cute you are.
“You’re such a cute bunny, (Y/N).” You ignore him, tail twitching, and take a nap in his lap.
Bunnies are adorable.
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In case it isn’t obvious, you are a literal rabbit.
Pairing: Platonic BamBam x gn!Reader
Genre:Fluff
Summary: BamBam likes to think he’s a nice roommate. You think so too, but you’re not going to tell him that.
Word Count:233
Warnings: One use of damn.
Your bones crack as you shift in your seat, loud enough to draw the attention of your friend and roommate, BamBam. “Damn, you heard your bones crack, right? Maybe you should see a chiropractor,” he says, looking up from his phone with a raised eyebrow.
You shrug, not looking up from the dissertation you were writing. “One of these days when I have the time. I’m too busy right now.” BamBam doesn’t let up.
“Didn’t you say it hurts when you move your head too much? That’s a bit weird.”
You still don’t look up. “Nah, I’m sure it’ll go away in a bit. It’s not on the top of my worries.” Another page, another paragraph. BamBam sighs. He gets up, shifting, but you still don’t look up.
However, when his bony, cold, hands press into your neck, you jump in your seat and turn to look at him, wincing at the crick in your neck. “Bam? What are you doing?”
BamBam just scowls at you, but you can see the laugh in his eyes. “Shut up, I’m trying to be nice and make you relax. Go write your dissertation, dumbass.”
You laugh, leaning into his touch and continue writing. BamBam smiles at the back of your head endearingly as his hands work out the knots in your back. It’s almost sickeningly domestic but he doesn’t mind, and he hopes you don’t either.
Hide and Seek (BamBam Drabble)
Pairing:BamBam x gn!reader
Genre:Thriller, suspense
Warnings:Nothing explicit, there is no context. It could be a fun game, it could be scary. I don’t know what warnings to put to be frank.
Summary:Let’s play a short game of hide and seek with BamBam.
Word Count: 89
“Get out of the closet,” you can hear BamBam’s sickly sweet voice calling to you. You don’t respond, holding the door close than ever. “Sweetheart, come out.”
You wouldn’t. Your heart raced, hands becoming sticky with sweat and making the doorhandle slippery. BamBam’s footsteps stop and you can see the shadow of his feet under the door.
Your stomach dropped, and the door slips out of your hands as BamBam throws it open with such force it dents the wall. His thick lips pull into a wide smile.
“Hello.”
BAMBAM BULLETPOINT RECS
Bambam as Your Boyfriend - teampandawang
Bambam as Your Boyfriend - illumose
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