#bandofbrothers

*During the battle of Foy*

Speirs: Give me two reasons why I should not run through this town right now

Lipton: how about NOT RUNNING THROUGH OPEN FIRE AND DYING??

Speirs: okay- I’ll be right back

Any time I listen to Lana Del Rey I imagine David Webster smoking a cigarette in the passenger seat of Liebgotts convertible driving down the streets of California

Nobody:

Norman Dike:

Blithe: *clearly traumatized*

Speirs (an empath): *sensing he might be upset* The only hope you have is to accept the fact you’re already dead

Luz: *makes a joke*

Me: *whos heard the joke 100 million times since I rewatch the show every week*

Band Of Brothers characters as quotes from The Office™️

Luz: “I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.”

Speirs: “Would you rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

Muck: “I’m not superstitious but I am a little stitious.”

Nixon: “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.”

Sobel: “And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.”

Babe: “And I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.”

Guarnere: “Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.”

Babe Heffron 100% makes sure all of Easy Company HATES Jake Gyllenhaal after All Too Well came out

Babe Heffron is a Ke$ha stan

Winters: how many krauts do you think we’re facing?

Luz: …. nein

Who in the fandom decided to convince everyone that Babe Heffron could not dance??

Didn’t he win dance competitions???

David Webster is 100% behind the accounts on Instagram that posts shit like this:

Easy Company veterans are rolling in their graves at the fact that a solid 40% (or higher) of the fandom are mentally ill and possibly queer women

David Webster??

I hope this pride month is just as chaotic as last pride month for the BoB community on tumblr

The best part of having an obsession with Band Of Brothers was my mother repeatedly asking me if I was actually a lesbian because I seemed to have a massive crush on the men in Easy. To which I’d respond, “im in love with women, non-binary people, and Easy Company”

To remind the 200+ people who follow me that I’m alive I post the most ridiculous stuff on my blog

Ronald Speirs as James Bond thank you and goodnight

Shoutout to all my school friends who follow me on here

Sorry you have to put up with my homoerotic WWII shit.

David Webster is judging all of the Met Gala looks and I’m right there with him.

Dick Winters wouldn’t stand for the Supreme Courts decision. That mf would riot.

webster-akgae:

historywh0re:

webster-akgae:

If I ever met a relative of Easy Company, I would put my AO3 in a power point and show them

no because someone screen shotted my tumblr posts and sent them to the family of the vets and lemme tell you i got a very interesting message from Bill Guarneres granddaughter

PLEASE share this with me

so yuh basically i had said that Bill Guarnere was kinda fruity and someone saw it and posted it to facebook where the vets families saw it. Guarneres Granddaughter tracked it back to my instagram account and reached out- she now follows me and everything’s all good but it was terrifying in the moment. but anyways just be careful cause we are taking creative liberties with real people <333

webster-akgae:

If I ever met a relative of Easy Company, I would put my AO3 in a power point and show them

no because someone screen shotted my tumblr posts and sent them to the family of the vets and lemme tell you i got a very interesting message from Bill Guarneres granddaughter

David Webster had a blonde hair phase, thank you, goodnight

“JoHn F KeNneDy wAs ThE oRigiNal biMbO”

No it was David Webster stop spreading false info

When someone makes yet another unfunny and unoriginal Webster joke