#bands of mourning
Wayne: It’s just nice to feel wanted, y’know?
Wax: Not By The Law
Wayne: I want someone that can insult me but make me feel loved at the same time.
MeLaan: What the fuck kind of nonsense is that, human?
Wayne: This one. I want this one.
accuse me of projecting, i don’t care. but wayne is no taller than 5’6. i will not be taking constructive criticism at this time.
to add on to this, MeLaan is often ~6’6” and i wholeheartedly believe that wayne is at least a full foot shorter than her
okay so clarification wayne is canonically short. or at least shorter than wax. i’m just putting a number to it
Friendly reminder that Wax and Wayne live on a planet with no moon and will never get the joke!
Kidnapper: We have your son.
Wax: I don’t have a son?
Kidnapper: Then who is this guy who is talking like my father and demanding we return his hat?
Wax: Oh no they have Wayne.
Steris: What are your adjectives?
Wayne: You mean my pronouns?
Steris: No, I know those already. What are your adjectives?
Wayne:Noisy/chaotic.
Steris: At least you know..
accuse me of projecting, i don’t care. but wayne is no taller than 5’6. i will not be taking constructive criticism at this time.
to add on to this, MeLaan is often ~6’6” and i wholeheartedly believe that wayne is at least a full foot shorter than her
Wayne: What seems to be the problem, Constable?
Marasi, sighing: Get out of my car.
Wayne: Hey, Wax!
Wax: Lessie used to call me that..
Wayne: It’s your rusting name.
