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Video of Wax and Wayne 4 reading from Jordancon brought to you courtesy of the Sanderson Collector. I have no idea if it’s been posted here or not, but I thought you guys might like to see it! Includes a somewhat spoilers Q and A after the reading, too.

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@jazzy-kandra

Sun, 18 Jul 2021 23:38:42

cosmere-cosmeme:

Wayne: It’s just nice to feel wanted, y’know?
Wax: Not By The Law

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@cosmere-cremposting

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 16:11:13

Wayne: I want someone that can insult me but make me feel loved at the same time.

MeLaan: What the fuck kind of nonsense is that, human?

Wayne: This one. I want this one.

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@cosmere-cosmeme

Thu, 09 Jun 2022 10:01:45

cosmere-cosmeme:

cosmere-cosmeme:
accuse me of projecting, i don’t care. but wayne is no taller than 5’6. i will not be taking constructive criticism at this time.
to add on to this, MeLaan is often ~6’6” and i wholeheartedly believe that wayne is at least a full foot shorter than her

okay so clarification wayne is canonically short. or at least shorter than wax. i’m just putting a number to it

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@cosmere-cosmeme

Fri, 20 May 2022 15:22:16

Friendly reminder that Wax and Wayne live on a planet with no moon and will never get the joke!

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@cosmere-cosmeme

Wed, 27 Apr 2022 10:01:02

Kidnapper: We have your son.

Wax: I don’t have a son?

Kidnapper: Then who is this guy who is talking like my father and demanding we return his hat?

Wax: Oh no they have Wayne.

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@cosmere-cosmeme

Tue, 26 Apr 2022 10:01:30

Steris: What are your adjectives?

Wayne: You mean my pronouns?

Steris: No, I know those already. What are your adjectives?

Wayne:Noisy/chaotic.

Steris: At least you know..

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@cosmere-cosmeme

Tue, 26 Apr 2022 07:54:23

cosmere-cosmeme:

accuse me of projecting, i don’t care. but wayne is no taller than 5’6. i will not be taking constructive criticism at this time.

to add on to this, MeLaan is often ~6’6” and i wholeheartedly believe that wayne is at least a full foot shorter than her

#cosmere #cosmeme #brandon sanderson #mistborn era 2 shitpost #era 2 shitpost #mistborn era 2 #alloy of law #shadows of self #bands of mourning #wax and wayne

@cosmere-cosmeme

Fri, 08 Apr 2022 10:00:36

Wayne: What seems to be the problem, Constable?

Marasi, sighing: Get out of my car.

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@cosmere-cosmeme

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 10:00:33

Wayne: Hey, Wax!

Wax: Lessie used to call me that..

Wayne: It’s your rusting name.

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@cosmere-cosmeme

Mon, 04 Apr 2022 10:01:00

cosmere-cosmeme:

Kidnapper: We have your son.
Wax: I don’t have a son?
Kidnapper: Then who is this guy who is talking like my father and demanding we return his hat?
Wax: Oh no they have Wayne.

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