#incorrect mistborn quotes
Wayne: It’s just nice to feel wanted, y’know?
Wax: Not By The Law
Kelsier: We’re going to beat them with the power and intense hope brought on by friendship!
Marsh: We are not friends.
Kelsier: We’re going to beat them with incredible violence!
Harmony: How’re you doing these days?
Hoid: I’m breathing.
Harmony: Setting the bar pretty low, I think.
Hoid: Well, I’m doing better than that bastard Kelsier.
Kelsier: Honestly fuck you.
Hoid: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.
Kelsier: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
Harmony, looking down from above: What the fuck…
Hoid & Kelsier, simultaneously looking up:Jealous?
Kelsier: I’m plenty generous, remember all the times I gave blood?
Sazed: Whose blood?
Kelsier: Does it matter??
Vin: *wakes up after being knocked out* Where are we?
Kelsier, sarcastically:Heaven.
Vin: Oh, I didn’t think you’d be here.
Hoid: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.
Kelsier: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
Harmony, looking down from above: What the fuck…
Hoid & Kelsier, simultaneously looking up:Jealous?
Hoid: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up.
Kelsier: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
Harmony, looking down from above: What the fuck…
Kelsier: Listen, we’re not just doing this for money.
Kelsier: We’re doing this for a SHITLOAD of money.
Elend: Please don’t kill me, I’m married!
Straff: You think I give a shit??
Elend: Oh, I wasn’t begging mercy, I was offering it.
Vin, plummeting from the sky: Where the FUCK is my husband?!
