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Trans pride flag color picked from Daisy from Dreamhouse Adventures!
Genderqueer pride flag color picked from Navya from Dreamhouse Adventures!
Trans pride flag color picked from Harriet from Dreamhouse Adventures!
Genderqueer pride flag color picked from Barbie from Dreamhouse Adventures!
Barbie: Tammy, I hope you’re ready for mouth-watering hamburgers!
Tammy: I thought we were having steamed clams?
Barbie: No, no, I said steamed hams! That’s what I call hamburgers.
Tammy: …you call hamburgers steamed hams.
Barbie: Yes! It’s a… regional dialect.
Tammy: Uh-huh. What region?
Barbie: Uhh… upstate Wisconsin.
Tammy: Really? Because I’m from Green Bay and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed hams”.
Barbie: Oh, not in Green Bay, no! It’s a Willows expression!
Barbie: If you could travel to Mars, who would you travel with, and what snacks?
Ken: Oh that’s tough.
[Some time later]
Barbie, exasperated: The question was “if you could travel to Mars and eat snacks, what would it be?” and Trey’s answer was “I would kill and eat Dolly Parton”.
Barbie: And Tammy’s was “I would have a 20-year-long sexual arrangement with Matthew McConaughey in outer space”.
Margaret: I don’t know about this, George. Why don’t we just go home, wait until the kids fall asleep, and have sex in the car?
George: Because I was saving that for my birthday!
Trey: I’ll have to read Roberts’ book.
Trey: And I swore never to read again after “To Kill a Mockingbird” gave me NO helpful advice!
