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Allow this to be a lesson….sis literally tried to use a black God to hex her black girlfriend and she was supposedly Wiccan trying to summon a Haitian God using voodoo and she ended up getting Baron Samedi. This practices are literally for black people only! Stop trying to work with spirits that are not apart of your background and roots! STAY IN YO LANE!

Tandy: So you and Evita…are you together or?

Ty: It’s complicated.

Tandy: So is that a no-?

Ty: Well she married a loa so I think it’s safe to say I’m out of the picture.

Samedi: He paid me with his worries.

Tandy: Worries?? Boy do I have a fucking deal for you. I’ve got more worries than you’ll know what to do with!

Samedi:Bu-

Tandy: I just escaped human traffickers motherfucker, I could own this place with the number of worries I have to offer!

If you have a zombie infestation, get in touch with Baron Samedi. Hailing from Haitian vodou traditi

If you have a zombie infestation, get in touch with Baron Samedi. Hailing from Haitian vodou tradition, he is a hard-drinking, cigar-smoking, foul-mouthed death spirit, and his job is to guide the souls of the dead and keep corpses rotting in their graves.


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 Geoffrey Holder as Baron Samedi and Jane Seymour as Solitaire - Live and Let Die (1973) Geoffrey Holder as Baron Samedi and Jane Seymour as Solitaire - Live and Let Die (1973) Geoffrey Holder as Baron Samedi and Jane Seymour as Solitaire - Live and Let Die (1973)

Geoffrey Holder as Baron Samedi and Jane Seymour as Solitaire - Live and Let Die(1973)


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knightoftaurus:“Voodoo Family” by humon “I was going to draw a collection of LGBT gods, but ended

knightoftaurus:

“Voodoo Family” by humon

“I was going to draw a collection of LGBT gods, but ended up just drawing this voodoo spirit/god family. (Yes, they’re real gods. I didn’t make them up)

In the middle is Baron Samedi, the death and sex god who collects the spirits of the dead, and the head of the Guédé family. He is very rude but not evil, quite fun loving and bisexual (Disney’s dr. Facilier was based on this guy).

On the right is his wife Maman Brigitte, another powerful death goddess, and one of the very few white gods in the voodoo religion. She’s just as rude as her husband and protects gravestones in cemeteries if they’re marked with a cross.

On the left is their son Ghede Nibo, who takes care of those who die young. He is sometimes depicted as an effeminate drag queen, and is said to make women lesbian or make them want to wear men’s clothes.

Cute family, yes? XD”


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knightoftaurus:“Voodoo Family” by humon “I was going to draw a collection of LGBT gods, but ended

knightoftaurus:

“Voodoo Family” by humon

“I was going to draw a collection of LGBT gods, but ended up just drawing this voodoo spirit/god family. (Yes, they’re real gods. I didn’t make them up)

In the middle is Baron Samedi, the death and sex god who collects the spirits of the dead, and the head of the Guédé family. He is very rude but not evil, quite fun loving and bisexual (Disney’s dr. Facilier was based on this guy).

On the right is his wife Maman Brigitte, another powerful death goddess, and one of the very few white gods in the voodoo religion. She’s just as rude as her husband and protects gravestones in cemeteries if they’re marked with a cross.

On the left is their son Ghede Nibo, who takes care of those who die young. He is sometimes depicted as an effeminate drag queen, and is said to make women lesbian or make them want to wear men’s clothes.

Cute family, yes? XD”


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 John Scofield/National Geographic /1987/Haiti

 John Scofield/National Geographic /1987/Haiti


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