#bartine curlish
Thu, 05 Sep 2019 12:00:24
If Dirk Gently were a food he’d be one of those over the top candy milkshakes that get featured in buzzfeed articles
this one specifically:
the gayest one
Todd would be a cup of old coffee in a cracked mug…
Farah: expensive and addictive energy drink
Amanda: gummy bear flavored tea
Ken: cheap and addictive energy drink, very sweet but makes you kind of jittery
The Rowdy 3: pan galactic gargle blasters
Bart: literally just straight up whiskey
Tina would be a pop tart flavored milkshake