#savedirkgently
If Dirk Gently were a food he’d be one of those over the top candy milkshakes that get featured in buzzfeed articles
this one specifically:
the gayest one
Todd would be a cup of old coffee in a cracked mug…
Farah: expensive and addictive energy drink
Amanda: gummy bear flavored tea
Ken: cheap and addictive energy drink, very sweet but makes you kind of jittery
The Rowdy 3: pan galactic gargle blasters
Bart: literally just straight up whiskey
Tina would be a pop tart flavored milkshake
Friendly reminder that Dirk Gently was confronted by a gun-wielding villain in a bathroom and his immediate response to “YOU?” was essentially “HELLO FRIEND YES IT IS INDEED ME” before throwing a handful of business cards and stealing a dog.
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I will continuously reblog whenever this shows up on my dash
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