Jokezar knows what’s up

the-apocrypha:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

other assorted roles may include

• retrieval team for objects in the backseat
• custodian of the parking garage tickets
• “All clear my way”
• en-route dining concierge
• announcing “Horses!” when there are horses

cheapthrillsbeca:

might fuck around and write plotless vignettes ab established bechloe just being tactile with one another like

• beca resting her head in chloe’s lap while they watch tv as chloe mindlessly runs her fingers through her hair
• on the beach at night, in sweatshirts bc it’s cold, even though it’s summer. chloe stands behind beca with her arms around her waist, resting her chin on her shoulder, staring out at the moon’s wavering reflection on the waves
• beca playing with chloe’s fingers every chance she gets. in the car. on the couch. beneath the table at their favorite restaurant. 
• at the sink, where chloe’s washing dishes, and beca comes up behind her and rests her hands on her hips, presses her forehead to the nape of her neck, closes her eyes as she breathes her in
• tangled up in bed in the wee hours, needing each other but too tired to do anything about it. hands under sleep shirts and legs hitched over hips and feet slipped between ankles and kisses pressed into collarbones

pasta-of-hetalia:

Twinkle, twinkle OTP

Oh, what have you done to me?

Used to be a little ship

Now I need to get a grip

Twinkle, twinkle OTP

T H E R E   I S   N O   W A Y   T O   B E   F R E E

Put into a song…