#beetlejuicethemusical
Beetlejuice *texting Adam*: Talk to you tomorrow mi amour ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Beetlejuice *in text*: The knife wasn’t supposed to be there
Beetlejuice *in text*: Or was it??
Adam:Beetlejuice, we’re in the same room. You don’t need to text me. And even if the knife was supposed to be there I’m dead so it doesn’t matter.
Beetlejuice *in text*: Aww you just couldn’t stay away from me so you just had to come in here didn’t you
Adam: First, Beetlejuice can you just talk to me instead of texting in response to what I say? This is the attic… Where Barbara and I sleep? You literally kicked the door open and sat on all of our… stuff. I guess it doesn’t matter because we were going to throw them away anyway.
Barbara: Yeah don’t worry about it! We gotta stick to Maitlands 2.0!
Beetlejuice: *looks up at Adam with a smug look on his face*
Adam:What?
Beetlejuice *in text*: Did you just ask me to talk to you?
Adam *in text*: Yes because texting me while you’re in the same room as me is ridiculous and when I’m talking out loud and you’re not responding out loud it makes me uncomfortable. It makes me look schizophrenic.
Beetlejuice *in text*: Then beg
Adam:What? What do you mean- Oh wait. No, no, no. Nope. I can’t do this anymore. *leaves*
Lydia: Okay it’s BJ’s turn
Beetlejuice: Okay. I laughed when Bambi’s mom got shot, I love cuddling, and I ran over an entire preschool class with a tank.
Lydia:You did not just say that. You can’t be that heartless.
Beetlejuice:What?? It was an accident!! They’re like 2 feet tall, what do you expect??
Lydia: No, I mean Bambi’s mom getting shot. Well, now I know which ones the lie.
Adam and Barbara: Me too.
Charles:Yes, I think it’s pretty obvious which ones the lie.
Lydia, Adam, and Barbara: The lie is that you laughed when Bambi’s mom got shot.
Charles:You don’t seem like the person who’d like to cuddle so I will say that cuddling was the lie.
Lydia:Why are you avoiding Corazana?
Beetlejuice: I’m playing hard to get.
Lydia: Why? You’re already hard to want.
