#black dow

Dow: Calder, I’ve met a lot of pricks in my life.

Dow: But you are a fucking cactus.

West: Can you at least be civil towards Prince Ladisla?

Dow: I AM civil. He’s the stupid garbage head doo-doo face.

West: That’s great.

Dow: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Logen, with a mouth full of takeout: Kill two.

Dow: Sometimes, in the middle of the night, Dogman would make animal noises in his sleep.

Dogman: I have a bad feeling about this…

Dow:What?

Dogman: Don’t you ever get a voice in your head that says ‘this is a bad idea’?

Dow:What?

Dogman: This. Actually explains a lot.