#tflicq
Leo: My biggest personality flaw is not having a cool eyebrow scar.
Wonderful: What’s your plan?
Craw: Don’t die.
Wonderful: Okay, but beyond that?
Craw: Don’t die.
Wonderful: That’s not a plan. It’s a general demand of living.
Savine: This was your idea; it’s your fault.
Leo: You know how impulsive I am; it’s your fault for not stopping me.
Monza: I’m gonna need a human skull, but I can’t have you ask any questions why.
Shenkt: Only, if you also don’t ask why.
Shenkt: [pulls out 7 pristine human skulls] Take your pick.
Monza:…
Shenkt:…
Monza: … This one is fine.
Calder: You know what? Forget it, I’m not even shocked anymore.
Shallow: Oh that’s no fun.
Calder: This has become the norm for you two.
Deep: We’ll have to try harder next time.
Calder: Please don’t.
Shallow: I feel like we’ve been issued a challenge.
Tunny: We had a short-lived drinking game based on how many enemies you have, Prince Orso. It killed a man.
Dow: Calder, I’ve met a lot of pricks in my life.
Dow: But you are a fucking cactus.
West: Can you at least be civil towards Prince Ladisla?
Dow: I AM civil. He’s the stupid garbage head doo-doo face.
West: That’s great.
Orso: How much could I possibly owe you? Three, four marks?
Hildi: Two thousand, four hundred and thirty seven marks.
Orso: Marks?! Wait, of course marks. Why was that the part I was surprised by?
Ardee: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Jezal: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like, I just start acting stupid.
Ardee: But you’re always acting stupid?
Jezal: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
Shy: Is that all you’ve got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
Cosca: Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.
Leo: If I pop off my leg…
Leo: and swing it at your head,
Leo: am I hitting or kicking you?
Jurand: …You’ll probably mentally scar me more than anything else.
Dow: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Logen, with a mouth full of takeout: Kill two.
Craw: I had so many plans for my life, but I’m just getting older and have nothing to show for it.
Wonderful: That’s not true. You have several new grey hairs.
Leo: I want to change the world.
Savine: For the better?
Leo:
Savine: I need you to answer me.
Rikke: Hot girl summer is over it’s time for witch bitch winter.
Gorst: Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a crush.
Finree, cheerfully: Hi, Bremer!
Gorst: I love you.
Shy: Why did you threaten Temple?!
Lamb: I didn’t! I just wished him a nice day!
Shy: You said “enjoy the next twenty-four hours.”
Lamb: That’s the same thing!
Glokta: I need Frost there
Glokta: I need someone to glance at when people inevitably annoy me
Leo: I got a 100% in school
Jurand[skeptical]: Really? What subject?
Leo: 20% in maths, 20% in science, 20% in English, 30% in sports and 10% in social studies
