#bokuhina

wickedlemony:

Real and Honest Hinata Shouyou Headcanons

1.KageHina

• “I was alone, until I met you.”
• “Let’s walk home together, so g-give me a kiss goodbye!”
• “Don’t touch him, he is mine!”
• Take care of each other when one gets sick
• “Don’t talk to him! Or I’ll divorce you! Dumbass!”

2.TsukiHina

• Loves to bully Hinata in bed
• Study sessions and BDSM

1. B-ible
2. D-iscussion and
3. S-tudy
4. M-eeting

• Binge-watching Jurassic Park
• Museum Dates
• Height jokes

3.KenHina

• LetsShouyou win on video games
• Smiles at Shouyouonly
• SpoilsShouyou
• “You excite me Shouyou.”
• TextsShouyou every 5 minute because he is not gay

4.KuroHina

• Loves to get everyone’s nerves
• Teases Hinata in a flirty way (Suga-chan disapproves)
• Takes him at fast-food chains
• Pranking Bokuto
• Helps Hinata win on UNO cards to defeat Bokuto

5.OiHina

• Brings him at his school
• Shows him off that he is dating a cute junior orRrrRa cute junior dating a cute senpai like him (Iwa-chan disapproves)
• Buys him sweets everytime he sees him
• Stalking him and taking pictures of Hinata every corner. (Iwaizumi: Someone, sue this guy!)
• His fetish is imagining a cute boy like Hinata wearing his large jersey. (Iwaizumi: Kindaichi, call 911 now!)

6.UshiHina

• Brings him at school just like Trashykawa
• Study sessions just like Saltyshima
• Brings him at fancy restaurants because is a CRAZY RICH ASS BASTARD
• Asks permission to his parents (Sugamama and Dadchi) to take their son out on a date
• Momma and Dada said to STRICTLY...or else return Hinata before 10 in the evening.

7.Boku(uncle)Hina

• Hinata pushes Bokuto on a bike at the park
• Buys Hinata a shirt that says: “My senpai is an Ace, and he is super cool!”
• He buys himself a shirt FOR HIMSELF that says: “I am that one super cool senpai, who is called the Ace.”
• He buys Hinata a high-knee pads to be like a super-cool Ace like him
• He pouts dramatically when Hinata doesn’t want to play with him anymore

8.Aka(aunt)Hina

• Akaashi makes sure not to get Hinata in Bokuto and Kuroo’s influence
• Prepares him cereal
• Gives him his food cuz he’s a skinny bitch
• Loves to borrow Suga’s love child
• Takes him to the doctor when he gets sick

9.Suga(mama)Hina

• Best at giving love advices
• Tucks him in bed
• Makes sure not to get Hinata in everyone’sbad influences
• Gives him compliments
• Comforts him when he is sad

10.DadchiHina

• Laughs at dad jokes….or else
• Daichi and Sugamama sign parent’s permit on school field trip
• Told Ennoshita to babysit Hinata and the other kids
• Suga being a jealous bitch
• Hinata fears dad