How we doin’ guys? Personally I feel like I am ~crumbling~ inside but that is FINE. I’m just being vibe checked from God. Anyways; I wanted something that would make me cry but also feel better soooooo enjoy
These are some headcanons of mine about how Haikyuu peeps would comfort you
Asahi is a big hugger. You feel sad? Hugs all around. They are also immaculate. 10/10 would hug again
Sugawara like aggressively loves you. You don’t get the sweet little “it’ll be okay” no. You get the “you are a bad bitch. Mkay?”
Kuroo is a fucking impeccable listener. He’ll never tell you what you should and shouldn’t be doing, he listens and just lets you express
Bokuto is also a big hugger, but like BIG HUGGER. That man will bear hug the tears out of your body and will not let go until you at least smile
Daichi gives the best advice, he literally just knows everything. He never judges you and generally just puts things straight like “okay look this is what needs to happen”
Atsumu’s specialty is making you laugh. He isn’t good with words but he never fails to make you smile
Osamu, on the other hand, is quite gentle. His tone, demeanor, literally everything softens when you’re upset. It’s just generally calm and he gives you the energy you need to just breathe
Oikawa plans straight up murder. Someone hurt you? Don’t worry babe, Oikawa is planning it and pitching it to Iwaizumi later
Akaashi lets you lay with your head on his thighs and plays with your hair because he knows it usually calms you down. His advice is also top-notch
I just KNOW Nishinoya’s exact quote would be so casual “whatcha’ sad about?” I can hear it in his voice. He buys you sweets and lets you vent out your problems. It’s most likely that afterwards he shows you a trick he’s working on, even more likely he fails (on purpose to make you smile)
Tsukishima is literally so fucking blunt it’s incredible. However, he has this whole protective vibe to him that he’ll never admit to. You basically bully each other back and forth until you feel better
At first it seems like Kenma doesn’t care, but, he actually forces you to play games with him because he wants to distract you from your sadness
Kiyoko makes you a whole ass care package. Snacks, face mask, lil post-its about how amazing you are. Literally the queen of comforting (and everything let’s be real)
Ukai thinks that you’re faking it at first but quickly realises that you’re not. He offers to beat someone’s ass if they hurt your feelings
Tendou is literally a serotonin refill station. Anything he does just makes you smile. He is quite prone to wholesome confusion like “I don’t get it why would someone say that to you???”
Saeko literally goes “hell no” and takes you on a day out because fuck being sad, all my homies hate being sad
Mad Dog has NO IDEA what to say to you. If someone has hurt you, the next day you find out that he got into a fight with them. He refuses to admit he did it for you
Iwaizumi being SUPER protective joins in on the fight. He keeps a really close eye on you for a while to make sure that you’re okay
Aone, also an incredible listener. By the end of your rant, he gives you little pat on the head
Tanaka contemplates threatening whoever/whatever caused your sadness, but settles for cuddles while watching your favourite movie
_________________________________________________________ Head empty. Just ‘me do a good spike. me so happy feels’ God I love that boy. I started writing this literally bawling my eyes out but not I’m just… eh. My eyes feel weird tho hjkgfcx Hope y’all are okay <3 Feel free to message me if you need to chat with someone
You guys seemed to really like part one so here’s part two that nobody asked for :) If you haven’t read part one you can click here to access it These are all after the time-jump! They are all 18+
Karasuno-
Suga can actually be a pillow princess sometimes and likes to be treated like royalty. Basically worshipped.
Daichi loves working both hands at the same time, like choking you while fingering. He also goes mad for eye contact and forces you to look at him
Asahi is a gentle giant but is super strong so he kind of likes to ragdoll and manhandle you because it makes him feel quite dominant
Noya is super good with his fingers, like crazy good. He can make you come from fingering without putting in any effort, he’s at a god-tier level
Tanaka literally pounds you. Rails you into oblivion. You are left with aching hips and feeling like your insides are bruised.
Kageyama likes degrading. He’s also super good at it. All the Hinata-boke practice prepared him for it
Hinata always makes sure that you’re okay, checks to make sure you’re feeling good and all that jazz
Tsukishima also degrades you. And dear god he’s good at it. He usually mixes degradation with praises such as “What a good slut”
Yam’s likes it when you’re on top, purely because he gets to hold your hips and look at you
Other Teams-
Kuroo loves giving head, it’s literally one of his favourite things and sometimes gets so desperate to taste you that he can’t even make it 2 steps past the front door
Kenma loves to get sucked off while he’s streaming which has happened more than once. You sit under the desk while he keeps a poker face. The only thing that gives it away is when his cheeks start burning red and his concentration is altered
Lev likes to fuck you while standing, he wraps your legs around his waist and helps you bounce on him
Bokuto adores holding your hips and thighs during sex, any part of you that he can grip, he’s in love with. Especially when he really gets into pounding you and tries to go harder
Akaashi always smirks down at you when you give him head. He also makes you swallow when he finishes in your mouth
Oikawa can very easily be forced into submission, also pillow princess mentality.
Iwaizumi (lord give me strength) likes to spit on you or in your mouth, then forces you to look at him and swallow it
Ushijima really loves cockwarming. He sometimes just makes you do it while he studies for his classes and thrusts up suddenly whenever you move
I have a gut feeling that Tendō isn’t even bothered by periods. Like he has no hesitation to period sex and is genuinely surprised when you tell him that most others wouldn’t keep going
Semi loves it when you wear his shirt while he fucks you, just his shirt and that’s it, maybe thigh high socks here and there.
You’re always the first person that Suna calls whenever he gets drunk and wants to fuck. He also loves it when you leave hickeys on him so he can show them off
Atsumu has, more than once, fucked you in the locker room after practice because he likes the risk of getting caught
Osamu can very easily (if you are female) make you squirt. Like super easy doesn’t even break a sweat
Can we just talk about that Iwa one tho… UGH the audacity he has to not be real
I just got random inspiration at 4am so here we are :D Also these are based on just canon behaviour of characters, like I know the fandom basically made everyone gay but I’m going based off the show and manga <3 don’t mean to disappoint, trust me, Bokuaka? UGH otp
Tanaka has a massive thing for girls in beanies or grunge outfits
Nishinoya is a natural at skateboarding but never told anyone. Not for any specific reason, he just hasn’t mentioned it
Sugawara has a sort of parental role on the team because he often has to look after his younger brother a lot and finds it hard to break out of the responsible older bro headspace
Asahi likes big girls. Period. He is also the best hugger out of everyone
Kuroo takes away Kenma’s games everyday for at least an hour to force him to study
Bokuto rambles and gets very flustered around people who he finds attractive, Akaashi often has to translate for him
Ushijima takes mental notes while watching people interact because he wants to be approachable
Oikawa has a lot of breakdowns at night, most about his sense of identity and where he’s going in the world
The only person who can break Iwaizumi out of his rage is actually Oikawa but Iwa will never admit it
Tendō hates mirrors, he’ll often pull faces at them to make himself feel better
Suga once dared Daichi to break a watermelon between his thighs, which he did with ease
Tsukki sometimes just sits in his room and thinks about future snarky remarks and comebacks
Hinata is convinced that if you eat a seed, a plant will grow inside your stomach
Aone is super duper comfortable to lay on
Kageyama is quite a good artist when he tries. He sits in class doodling eyes in his notebook, when he’s not sleeping that is
It is extremely easy to make Semi blush
Mad Dog is actually quite fond of Nishinoya but will never admit it
Suna is saving up videos of the twins fighting for a compilation that he will present on their birthdays
Yachi is scared of the dark so she has one of those cute lil unicorn lamps that you hit and it changes colour
Ukai yells at anyone in the store who starts badmouthing Karasuno
Terushima got drunk with the team someone pierced his tongue, they all still have no idea who did it
Daichi can play the guitar, his hands are large and skilled enough to reach basically any chord
Nishinoya fake-bangs literally the entire team if they bend over to pick up something
Yamaguchi is afraid of spiders and makes Tsukki get them
On the contrary, Akaashi owns a spider. A tarantula to be exact
Kenma adores Halloween, it’s his favourite holiday
I’m so tired so that’s all I got. I hope you liked it :)
I had the absolute honour of drawing the cover spread for it, and I can happily tell you the zine is full of awesome work and has some very fun merch available (pokemon trainer cards, anyone?)
Even on the way to report a stalker to the police, Tetsurō could still make you smile. Still, once Tōru had pulled into the lot, your mood inside darkened.
“Ready?” He murmured, sympathetically. You nodded quietly and grabbed the small box of evidence, that being the package, letter, and picture. You just hoped it was enough. “As I’ll ever be,” You muttered.
The police station, although well lit and organized, still gave you an uneasy feeling, despite your attempts to shake it off.
Tōru, who seemed to share your unsettled feelings, guided you towards the front desk with a hand on your back. As you stepped up to the front desk, a blank faced man glanced up at you for a moment before looking back at his things.
“How can I help you?” He asked, clearly bored. You inhaled to calm your nerves before setting the box on the desk. “I’d like to make a report… I’m being stalked.” You saw his eyebrow raise as his gaze flickered to the box.
“And you’re sure?” Put off by his tone, you nodded earnestly. “I am. And I want to make a report.” He sighed, almost as if you were inconveniencing him.
“Name?” You frowned at his tone. “(Y/L/N) (Y/N). Inside the box-“
“Hold on, ma’am, I didn’t ask all that,” He interrupted, clicking his tongue. Stunned, you fell silent, but Tōru clearly wasn’t having it.
“Sir, she’s trying to make a report, so if you would just listen-“ The officer glared, not impressed. “No, you listen. We will get to this ‘stalker’ when we have a chance, but Miyagi is a large prefecture with a lot of crime. I assure you that you’re not in danger, so please calm down.”
Tears of frustration stung your eyes, but you weren’t done yet. “How can you be sure?! You haven’t even looked inside the box! What if he tries something? What, are you only going to believe me then?!”
The officer just handed you a paper, looking positively finished with the conversation. “Ma’am, please, you’re being hysterical. It’s not a matter of believing you or not, it’s a matter of priority. Now, if you could go fill that over there, please, there’s a line you’re holding up.”
You were floored completely. Your hands trembled, threatening to let the paper flutter to the floor. You truly couldn’t believe it. Silent, you walked over to the waiting area, no longer having any words left you in you.
“What is wrong with y-?!” You stopped the peeved brunette in his tracks with a pull to his sleeve. When his eyes landed on you, you simply shook your head, not wanting to escalate the matter further.
You waited until closing the car door to let loose, the day’s heartache leaving you in sobs that seemed to shake your entire being. The feeling of helplessness was just too overwhelming to keep in.
