#bound and gagged
Dumped
True to our word, we left the prosecutor’s bitchy wife in a wooded area about 75 miles from town with her cell GPS active in exchange for dropping the case. He took it pretty well.
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Live Bait
The masked gunmen drew their weapons and arranged themselves at the first sound at the front door.
“Feel free to grunt and struggle as much as you please. A worm works best when it’s wriggling on a hook.” the leader said, taking careful aim.
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Revelations
So it turns out the Dean of Admissions was involved in “grades for pay” scandal that had tarnished St. Winter’s School for Girls reputation recently - AND - he wasn’t up for late night curious visitors -AND- he was apparently quite adroit with ropes and gags when the need arose.
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Smile Big
“After all I want that lying bastard husband of mine to get one good look at his little skank before she’s gone for good !!”
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The Uber Scam
Can you imagine ? People paying total strangers to give them rides? We had to get in on this. Paid some 14 year old computer genius to hack their network so we could skim clients in ritzy neighborhoods, and we took them for the ride of their lives ! After we relieved them of all that pesky jewelry, cash, the cellphones and emptied their checking accounts at a series of ATMS (never the same one twice, mind you) we dump them off in the worst part of another city all trussed up like piggies, and let things sort themselves out naturally.
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