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It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s a… Fuck, It’s Lukas

I definitely had a lot of fun writing this and I plan to make this a full feldged story!

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Tagging the squad: @ocean-blue-whump,@whumper-in-training,@for-the-love-of-nsfwhump, and @winedark-whump

CW: BBU, Pet Whump, Death Threats, Gun Violence, Brief Mentions of Past Trauma

SHIT! Okay how am I going to get out of this? Do I say, ‘Heyyyyy, sorry about stealing human beings from you’? No… How about just getting the fuck out of here? Yeah, that works.

Lukas was sprinting down the hall as fast as his legs could carry him, the sound of different people barking out orders and shouting for him to stop echoing. If that wasn’t enough, he could hear the telltale sound of someone behind him firing a gun, the bullet whizzing right by his ear.

“Not the face!” He yelled at his chasers, rounding the corner and skidding to a halt when he saw two guard dogs waiting for him and an extra security detail aiming a pistol at him. He held his breath and stared at them like a deer in headlights, wondering if they could sense that he was nervous.

Well, this is not good. Nope, not good at all. Note to self: Don’t piss off the Scottish crime boss’ sister. That’s probably for the best. I think I still look cute enough to be convincing.

There was only one thing Lukas could do at that moment.

He clapped and flashed a large, smarmy grin, rubbing his two hands together quickly as if he was about to give one hell of an excuse. “I think I got lost here so would ya mind pointing to the exit? It’s a long story.”

***TWO HOURS EARLIER***

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